Mt. Rushmore

Before going on Howie’s show today, I went to makeup and saw something new: Rather than using little sponges and pads to make me look human, they used a airbrush to gently blow me-colored powder all over my face. She explained that they’re doing this to get ready for HDTV. Or maybe she was just being nice and she thought I needed sandblasting.

5 responses to “Mt. Rushmore”

  1. PSGInfinity Avatar
    PSGInfinity

    The truth probably lies somewhere in between…

  2. PSGInfinity Avatar
    PSGInfinity

    You’re welcome, Jeff! :)

    Merry Christmas!

  3. Dennis Mosher Avatar
    Dennis Mosher

    After quickly skimming the headline, and mention of someone you know as “Howie,” I jumped to a seemingly obvious conclusion:

    You want Howard Stern’s face to be carved into Mt. Rushmore.

    Whoops, wrong Howie. Nevermind.

  4. JBK Avatar

    Whatever it was supposed to do, it didn’t work.

  5. Larry Sanders Avatar
    Larry Sanders

    “they used a airbrush to gently blow me” . . .

    Nice, but I prefer the old-fashioned method.