Cell phones cause impotence

Cell phones cause impotence
: Or that’s the fear of this correspondent at TreoCentral.

: Meanwhile, AFP reports that sperm counts have dropped a third since 1989. Hmmm. That’s about when cell phones got big. Trend?

: Better not trash those payphones too soon.

4 responses to “Cell phones cause impotence”

  1. ken Avatar

    chemicals in the water leading to increased estrogen counts in men.
    http://jchemed.chem.wisc.edu/Journal/Issues/1999/Dec/abs1673.html
    friend of mine at columbia is actually studying this (so it’s not part of the flouride conspiracy theory)
    mmmmm, estrogen. i’m gonna go cry now.

  2. Sandy P. Avatar
    Sandy P.

    Too much pot when one is young.

  3. dc Avatar

    This study was done in Scotland. Apparently US and French sperm counts have shown little change, and you’ll be pleased (or maybe not) to hear that New Yorkers have especially high sperm counts.