Making the world safe for retired rockers

The NFL says the Stones agreed to be censored for the Super Bowl show. The snips, according to Reuters:

During “Start Me Up,” the line “you make a dead man come” was cut short. A barnyard reference to “cocks” in the new song “Rough Justice” also mysteriously disappeared.

Update: Bible to be rewritten. Jesus now denied three times before barnyard birdies make noise.