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: This is incredible: The head of the National Association of Broadcasters selfishly argues for extending indecency regulations to cable just because if he has to suffer under unconstitutional FCC censorship of free speech, he wants his competitors to as well. If the man likes censorship so much, he would have done well to have stuck a gag in his own mouth before he delivered that idiotic and dangerous speech.

President and CEO Eddie Fritts, speaking during the opening ceremony of the NAB’s convention in Las Vegas, said broadcasters prefer ìresponsible industry self-regulationî to government regulation. ìBut I must ask: if Congress decides to regulate broadcasters for indecency, does it make any sense for cable, satellite TV (and) satellite radio to get a free pass?î Fritts said.

But it’s not just one fool. This is apparently NAB policy:

“If you are going to regulate broadcasters, the same rules ought to apply,” NAB spokesman Dennis Wharton said.

Note that even Bush is not pushing for indecency regulation creeping into satellite and cable.

: The Boi from Troy says it wonderfully:

This issue is not new. In fact, it reinforces my belief in Nineties Nostalgia. Rather than seek to regulate cable and satellite content, Bill Clinton pushed the market to adopt the V Chip and a ratings system. That way, even if a parent were not around, they could choose which programs and stations to which family members had access.

What we’ve got here is a question of personal responsibility–a theme George Bush highlighted in his 2000 Presidential Campaign. With 200+ stations across the dial–appealing to animal lovers, women, history buffs, motorcyclists, and soon, homosexuals–you pretty much know what to expect whenever you choose to watch a certain station. If seeing kimodo dragons bite off water buffalo testicles is not your kind of thing, don’t watch Animal Planet!

By suggesting that the federal government should regulate cable and satellite content, he is saying that the “Responsibility Era” is not about taking personal responsibility…it’s about the federal government taking responsibility for the rest of us. And in this case, I have to say I prefer Clinton’s approach to Bush’s.

: Pieter Dorsman says that the government and the industry are moving past the V-Chip to the N-chip.

: Brendan Loi agrees with Boi from Troy as does Roger L. Simon; ditto Nobody’s Business.

: An archive of many of my recent posts on the topic here.

: On the V-chip: I actually opposed the V-chip when it was proposed years ago and, back when I was a TV critic, I got into a loud argument about it with Democratic Rep. Ed Markey on John McLaughlin’s old cable show.

My argument was that by enabling this technology and empowering networks to decide what content gets the scarlet V, we also enable government to argue that the ratings aren’t right and to decide what content should be tagged with the label.

Note that, of course, the so-called Parents Television Council is arguing that the networks aren’t labeling content properly [via TVGeekSpeak]. We can see where this heads. Slippery, that slope.

Then and now I still favor (1) the First Amendment, (2) the marketplace, (3) parents’ authority, and (4) the off-button. But the V-chip already exists and so it is being used as an argument against further government regulation.

11 responses to “Tube boobs”

  1. Andy Freeman Avatar
    Andy Freeman

    Since the first amendment doesn’t protect my political speech, thanks in no small part to MSM, why should it protect MSM’s porn speech?
    MSM’s porn speech arguably fits under the penumbra of my political speech, but MSM demolished that protection.
    So, what is MSM going to do about the root cause that they created?

  2. Tony Avatar

    ìBut I must ask: if Congress decides to regulate broadcasters for indecency, does it make any sense for cable, satellite TV (and) satellite radio to get a free pass?î Fritts said.
    Let’s see… Until cable, satellite TV, and satellite radio become FREE, as in $0 cost for me to watch/listen, I’m thinking I want it to be unfettered by nonsensical government intrusion. I understand that this “hurts” broadcast TV, because, Mr. Fritts, as you know, nobody watches network TV anymore (really, have you SEEN the dismal ratings for CSI, Lost, and Desperate Housewives?); all we want is free porn.
    Story? Nope. Action? Nope. Emotion? Nope. Porn? Yes. We just want porn. And thanks to Congress’ inaction, you have to suffer while we get what we want. Why would I watch a major network when I can turn on The History Channel or The Cartoon Network or Lifetime and watch tons of censorship-free porn every day. So, yeah, you’re right. Congress should level the playing field since we’re all just evil sinners who can’t be bothered or convinced to watch anything other than wall-to-wall porn.

  3. Michael Zimmer Avatar

    Then and now I still favor (1) the First Amendment, (2) the marketplace, (3) parents’ authority, and (4) the off-button.
    I’m curious, Jeff, if this ordering is random or does it reveal your view of the relative importance of these forces. For example, do you think the power of the marketplace is greater than (or should be considered prior to) parental authority?

  4. paladin Avatar

    Jeff, when people like Hillary Clinton are coming out in favor of the government looking at what is in media, you know you are on the wrong side of the argument. http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110006568

  5. TonyT Avatar

    “This is incredible: The head of the National Association of Broadcasters selfishly argues for extending indecency regulations to cable just because if he has to suffer under unconstitutional FCC censorship of free speech, he wants his competitors to as well.”
    not so incredible, really. he has a point– to a point.
    since the whole point of paying for content on either cable or the web is to get content (porn, real discussion of political/social/economic issues, etc.) which one cannot readily get on network TV and since the pay for content (esp. porn) industry is a multi-billion dollar a year industry it seems to me this horse is already out of the barn. i.e. congress can’t really try at this point to put the horse back in the barn.
    and let’s be honest: numerous so called “conservative” media companies are in fact making hefty profits from providing pay per view porn services in all major hotels in the U.S..
    so the real issue here is NOT policing pay per view porn– it’s political free speech, i.e. people like Howard Stern who a few months ago announced his move to satellite radio where he thought the FCC couldn’t hassle him anymore.
    is it a mere coincidence that just a few months after Stern made his announcement that the FCC started talking about regulating pay for listen/view services??
    I think not.
    the fact is that the right wing radicals currently in charge– the ones controlling the media in Iraq and other places really don’t relish the idea of being made fools of and ridiculed on a daily basis by someone like Howard Stern, and having it done right here in the U.S..
    Stern’s demographic is almost precisely the red state demographic: middle to upper middle income white males– millions of them happen to be avid Stern fans. ironically, until the radicals went too far and made Stern into a political/free speech football, Stern was actually a big supporter of BushCo. he at first supported the Iraq invasion because after all, “something had to be done about 9/11”.
    but once Powell junior started in on him with the huge fines– that was the last straw.
    in the months up to the 2004 election I listened to Stern almost every morning and nearly every morning he spent an entire hour lambasting Powell junior. and BushCo in general, calling them idiots and so forth. and this was resonating big time with Stern listeners who were calling in in droves and stating they were going to vote for Kerry.
    anyone thinking BushCo didn’t sit up and take notice of this is very, very misinformed.

  6. TonyT Avatar

    In addition, on the network content side of things: instead of whining about cable content not being regulated, the powers that be in network TV land need to get a rather large clue: YOUR CONTENT SUCKS.
    not everyone wants to watch porn or edgier content on cable– but it hardly helps the cause of network TV to year after year produce shows which suck and continue to lose eyeballs to cable and the web BECAUSE they suck.
    come up with and broadcast better content.

  7. J.R. Avatar

    TonyT,
    The world does not revolve around howard stern. Your points are ridiculous. Stern wasn’t even a blip on the radar screen for Bush and Co. Stern kept saying, in the lead up to the election, that he was going to single handedly bring home the election for Kerry. How’d that work out for him? Stern just wound up proving he has no influence and came off sounding like a shill for Michael Moore. All Stern does is create faux controversies that are beneficial to his ratings, and he is very good at it.

  8. Dawn Avatar

    We are in charge. We are the ones who can turn the channel. It seems that right now those that want the porn are winning.
    Network television has been doing slightly better. I went from having 2 shows to watch to 4!!
    Shows that my kids can watch!

  9. TonyT Avatar

    J.R.:
    feeble response.
    I agree: the world doesn’t revolve around Stern; it revolves around (according to Chimpy & Co. and on this one we can agree) our freedom– including freedom of speech.
    your wishful thinking that Stern is a “blip” is weak based on the fact that Powell junior decided to go after him and the company he works for– in spite of the fact Stern has had the same juvenile and inane show for the last fifteen years, i.e. tits and ass, schoolyard humor and gossip about sundry “stars”.
    so why the sudden interest in Stern by the FCC? it’s all part of the culture war; the pandering to the religious reich wingers– who also have been on the receiving end of Stern’s criticism and insults.
    the problem is that Chimpy & Co. kicked the wrong dog this time. I TRULY hope Stern becomes even more political on his upcoming satellite broadcast show and expand the criticism of those who clearly need to be criticized.
    “sorry”, we’re not drinking the Kool-Aid.

  10. J.R. Avatar

    so why the sudden interest in Stern by the FCC? it’s all part of the culture war; the pandering to the religious reich wingers– who also have been on the receiving end of Stern’s criticism and insults.
    Sudden interest?? Talk about feeble response. How long have you been listening to Stern? He has had this same meme about the FCC since he started. He was spouting this same crap while Clinton was President for 8 years.
    the problem is that Chimpy & Co. kicked the wrong dog this time. I TRULY hope Stern becomes even more political on his upcoming satellite broadcast show and expand the criticism of those who clearly need to be criticized.
    Hilarious!! Whatever influence you think Stern has now is going to be cut in half on satellite.
    Chimpy and Co., how clever of you. Time to grow up TonyT and develop your own opinions.