Nevermind

Nevermind

: Russell Beattie, who would have been a great hire, decided not to interview at Google:

So, I had an interview scheduled with Google today and I just cancelled it. I had a phone interview a week or so ago and today was when I was supposed to go down for the famous four hour Google-grilling and I just decided that I really didn’t want to subject myself to it. I highly doubt I’d get a job there anyways if they were judging me on my technical background (no PhD) and I suck at those puzzles they give you. Like I’d know what “the first ten digits prime in consecutive digits of e” even is. But honestly, I just decided that I wasn’t that enthusiastic about working there enough to even bother playing along just to see.

You can read it in my criticism of the Google SMS stuff that I’m not particuarly bullish on Google services and innovation going forward. I like Google Search and I like Blogger, but everything else they’re doing is disjointed. They’re slowly creating a mess of services with no real cohesive plan and it’s just not compelling to me. Orkut, GMail, Froogle, Desktop Search, etc. are all in beta and have no common thread or business plan. How many logins do I need? How is any of this stuff going to make money? Orkut even uses Microsoft tech on the back end, is that a joke? I compare Google to Amazon, eBay, and Yahoo and it seems like amateur hour over there. No excuses that they’re younger, I don’t think their problems have anything to do with that.

And besides, the options would suck.

12 responses to “Nevermind”

  1. tony Avatar

    amateur hour with free food, fun workplace, and a stock that has slowly doubled since it opened.
    this guy is concerned how gmail will make money and a four-hour interview? he compares them to ebay whose stock kept going up as the dot com boom plummetted?
    unless russell already has a job at microsoft, ticketmaster, opec, or haliburton, i cant imagine why he wouldnt want to sit down with google for four hours.
    unless his resume is as full of shti as his criticisms of the big g.

  2. BaySense Avatar

    Shti. Great word! (I had to look it up.) I love Yiddish euphemisms.

  3. Jim Treacher Avatar

    I don’t have personal experience with any of the other stuff, but I know it’s definitely amateur hour at Google News.

  4. It kills you to be so irrelevant Avatar
    It kills you to be so irrelevant

    If Google had a position for a loud-mouthed jerk whose single lame parlor trick was puking in the BuzzMachine comments, Tony would be all set.

  5. tony Avatar

    oh trust me i have far more lame parlor tricks than this.
    and im not afraid to identify myself either.
    keep hiding in the bushes, cowards. :)

  6. Michael Avatar

    “and im not afraid to identify myself either.”
    Assuming that’s your real identity.

  7. tony Avatar

    youre too smart for me Michael, i guess i will have to reveal myself as jd salinger soon

  8. O'McSomething Avatar
    O’McSomething

    tony has chunks of lame-ass commentors like you in his stool.

  9. Wolf Larsen Avatar

    A bunch of PHD’s with one profitable product, lots of eyeballs and a “fun” workplace does not constitute a business plan.
    Google’s service to the market is to mop up what’s left of speculative investors.

  10. Jim Avatar

    Here for your continued learning the following has all the information that Jeff spoke of:
    http://mathworld.wolfram.com/news/2004-10-13/google/
    Sergy worked for them before founding Google thats why the math questions play a large part of the test.

  11. Angus Jung Avatar
    Angus Jung

    “tony has chunks of lame-ass commentors like you in his stool.”
    Ah, I take it you subscribe to his webcam.

  12. Ebb Tide Avatar

    shorter Russell Beattie:
    Aespop’s fable: Sour Grapes