America as we know and love it is nearing its end

America as we know and love it is nearing its end

: Hostess, maker of Wonder Bread and Twinkies, is facing insolvency.

What could be more American? Hell, I am Wonder Bread. And proud of it.

And when I was TV critic of TV Guide, I called shows “twinkie” so often, my editor made me stop.

Forget preserving landmarks and open space and the odd toad. We must preserve Wonder Bread and Twinkies!