Four Olympic questions?
: Since when did men’s swimming become the plumbing of sports: all butt cracks?
: And why is the BBC worried about nipples?
: Where has women’s beach volleyball been my whole (adult) life?
: Did I really have to know that Misty May carries the ashes of her dear dead mother in a medicine bottle in her backpack and sprinkles them on the ashes of the volleyball sand?
