Bad comic timing

Bad comic timing

: Bad taste meets bad taste.

Earlier today, I wrote that Bill Maher started his show with a “joke” about a Ronco necklace for Americans going to Iraq: a big, steel ring to prevent beheadings. And this morning, there were reports that another American has been beheaded by the slime over there. The reputed victim, it seems, was a San Franciscan who’s running for the Board of Supervisors there. Here’s his site.

: Now it turns out that beheading is a hoax: The “victim” videotaped his own execution to draw attention to his campaign.

Vanderford said he understood if relatives of those killed in Iraq thought his stunt was misguided, but he offered no apologies for the hoax.

“I see how it could be considered disrespectful. But I think people, if they look at it, will understand two other big issues it brings up,” he said. “A small group of disgruntled people in Iraq or Saudi Arabia could just get more attention just by easily releasing something like I did on the Internet.”

What an incredible asshole. And I suppose in World War II, he’d stage his own gassing just to say Holocaust deniers could have a point if they had a point.

Guys, it’s not funny. These are gruesome, brutal, horrid murders, not punchlines.

: My commenters — thank you, guys — reported this was a hoax while I was out on a jaunt to the orthodonist’s (not for my teeth, by the way). There was also discussion about my linking to what turned out to be a hoax. I explain in the comments that when I linked to this story this morning, I said there “were reports of” this beheading. That’s the way such things are handled in the news business; rather than saying there was a beheading, you say there were reports of a beheading because that’s all you know for sure — the reports — and that’s also a way to indicate that you’re not sure the reports are true. That’s the accepted way to handle such things. Now perhaps that’s not good enough. Perhaps as a blogger, I should/could have added a caveat listing the things that could raise suspicion about the reports (e.g., there was no evidence that this guy was in Iraq or was missing and he was running for office in San Francisco… which is usually certification for looniness). But that would have been pure conjecture as well and if the reports had turned out to be true — which was quite possible — I would have come off as an ass. Bottom line: The commenters continued the conversation that is news and alerted the readers here to the fact that this was a hoax and I’m grateful; that’s the way our new medium works.

17 responses to “Bad comic timing”

  1. onecent Avatar

    Jeff, it was a hoax.

  2. Holly Avatar

    MSNBC is calling this one a hoax. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5629119/

  3. Kat Avatar

    Only sick, deranged people joke about such things and make videos which are supposedly hoaxes. Bill Maher and the idiot in San Francisco, who concocted the video, are both sick puppies….terrorist ass kissers.

  4. mm Avatar

    Gee, folks, see how easy it is to fake such a video, throw it out on the Internet, and have everyone from ABC News to the truth-searching Blogosphere take it as real……

  5. Andrea Harris Avatar

    Funny — so far the only “truth-searching” bloggers I’ve seen take this story at face-value are both involved in the media (Jeff, and Matthew Hoy at Hoystory). Then again, I haven’t read all the blogs.
    By the way, mmmmm, you wouldn’t be saying that all the beheadings were hoaxes, would you?

  6. Kat Avatar

    Well, it’s easy enough to believe. After all the religion of peace beheads someone some place daily. Some 50,000 have paid the ultimate price to the ROP in Sudan and this week they beheaded a woman in Kashmir and then played with her head. Sick sons of bitches. I don’t hear many muslims speaking against this beheading atrocity.
    http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1564895,00.html

  7. arjuna Avatar

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=533&e=1&u=/ap/20040807/ap_on_re_us/american_beheaded_hoax
    in your earnst desire to run with the story, considering it fits well your frenzied sloganeering.

  8. Jeff Jarvis Avatar

    Andrea:
    I have updated the post but in the earlier version I said there “were reports of” and couched it similarly. I didn’t know whether the beheading was true, but I did know it was being reported. I also had no evidence to yet suggest it was false. So I said what I knew: There were reports of… That’s the accepted way to handle such things in news. Maybe it’s not the best way — maybe I should have listed the ways in which I did wonder whether there was something fishy (as in no reports that this guy was in Iraq or was missing) — but I didn’t have the basis to say that, either.

  9. Mike NYC Avatar
    Mike NYC

    What a weird one this is! Faking a beheading. It’s just odd.

  10. Andrea Harris Avatar

    Well, okay Jeff; I will admit my post was to snark more at mm than to slam you and other media types. I just wonder what other clever minds will be typing up an “Aha! This beheading was a hoax so all the other ones have to be!” screed with which to infest the internet.

  11. Terry Heaton Avatar

    Jeff, you’ve nothing to defend. I fully expect to this this plot developed for Law & Order, Without A Trace, or one of the other crime dramas on TV. Fact is always stranger than fiction.

  12. thedragonflies Avatar

    To understand this guy is to understand San Francisco, and I suppose the anti-war movement. I think his message is that all this fuss over beheadings and terrorists is just a ploy by the big, bad, Bush to terrorize the country and win elections.
    The level of denial these people live in is astounding.

  13. Jim Treacher Avatar

    “I fully expect to this this plot developed for Law & Order, Without A Trace, or one of the other crime dramas on TV.”
    They did something similar on The Dead Zone just a few weeks ago.

  14. Michael Zimmer Avatar
    Michael Zimmer

    “To understand this guy is to understand San Francisco, and I suppose the anti-war movement.”
    That’s a nice generalization.

  15. SF Resident Avatar
    SF Resident

    “That’s a nice generalization.”
    And yet, not too far off the beam, I’m afraid.

  16. thedragonflies Avatar

    I live in the Bay area, and the preponderance of anti-Bush, anti-war bumper stickers is astounding. Kerry will win San Francisco County by a margin of five to one, I predict. Unless Nader gets 20% of the vote. Michael Moore’s movie is greeted in this area as a “must see” for everyone’s friends.

  17. Bill Quick Avatar

    “To understand this guy is to understand San Francisco, and I suppose the anti-war movement.”
    That’s a nice generalization.

    I’ve lived in SF for more than twenty years. It’s a generalization, but not far off the mark, either.