Travelin’ man

Travelin’ man

: Won’t be on the air much today because I’ll be in the air and then going to an all-afternoon untrendy trend seminar without wi-fi.

I’m not meant to travel anymore. Got up too damned early this morning and checked my Continental flight status because, hey, I’m an online wonk and I can. Uh-oh: “Mandatory crew delay.” Arrives at Newark too late for untrendy trends. Try to use airline sites to reserve new flight; can’t because it’s too close to flight time; rush out of room and throw the key at the desk; rush from airport hotel to airport hoping for 6a flight to Laguardia (worry about car at Newark later); American sold out until 8a; grab it; slink back to hotel to get room back; get back online; write this dumb post.

Man, I’m not meant to do this anymore. Make my travels virtual.