The Daily Stern

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The Daily Stern

: COVER BOY: My cover story at The Nation about the FCC, the First Amendment, and Howard Stern is online. The conclusion:

Stern shies away from no sacred cow. He is a positive force in American media. Just as weblogs tweak big media to keep them honest, Stern pushes the line to keep politicians and celebrities and his audience honest. So I like to listen to him. If you don’t, fine. Listen to something else. I won’t stop you. Just don’t stop me.

And there’s the real question: If the government is going to regulate speech, where’s the line and who’s going to draw it? Is it at the least-common-denominator that makes all media safe for 5-year-olds? Is it at the church door that makes all media safe for church ladies? Is it at my car door so I can still listen to Stern? Is the line going to be drawn just on broadcast or will it extend to cable and satellite–and the Internet? Will the censored be just shock jocks–or newsmakers or bloggers?

I couldn’t say it better than Michael Powell–the old, freedom-loving Michael Powell–did in 1999 when he accepted the Freedom of Speech Award (which one assumes is now hanging in his bathroom): “I have gained a deep and profound respect for the wisdom of having an unwavering principle that stands at the summit of the Constitution, and holds: ‘Government shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech.’… Benevolent or not, we did not sign away to a Philosopher-King the responsibility to determine for us, like a caring parent, what messages we should and should not hear.”

So to the barricades, edgy elite! This is not just about Howard Stern. It’s not just about Bono or The Breast. It’s about our First Amendment. It’s about our freedom of speech. It’s about us.

(Unfortunately, the online version doesn’t include links — including a link to this blog.)

: THE STERN BLOG: On the air this morning, Howard said he blogs under a secret identity (he used to chat in hiding, too).

Choire Sicha at Gawker begs for any clues to find Howard’s blog.

Allah thinks it’s me. Well, we’re both about 50, over 6’4″, formerly geeky, and hate the FCC.

: MORE STERN BLOGGING: Choire also sends me a note from a woman who says she was a Stern intern and reports:

While working as an intern for the Stern show last summer, Howard had one of the other interns call from the green room, pretending to be a listener wanting to know what blogging was. Howard answered the question, and then moved on…it was quite bizarre.

As I remember, that’s when Howard said he read Gawker. It’s just a closed loop, our little world.

: TOO DAMNED MUCH DECENCY: Greg Beato says that the cure to indecency is far worse than the disease:

At some point you have to ask: How much decency is too much? A small dose of Tesh is like aural Prozac. His soothing baritone refreshes; his sunny optimism uplifts; his easygoing rectitude inspires. But the John Tesh Radio Show goes on for a full five hours!…

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26 responses to “The Daily Stern”

  1. Ga-ne-sha Avatar
    Ga-ne-sha

    Maybe Ted Koppel will read your story next, on Nightline.

  2. Steel Magnolia Avatar
    Steel Magnolia

    Could you do us all a favor and just start an all-Stern-all-the-time blog on a new channel?

  3. h0mi Avatar

    That intern confirmed what I knew all along … Stern has interns create fake calls to further whatever agenda Stern has that day.

  4. Richard Bennett Avatar

    Jeff, I’m really sad that you’ve allowed Howard Stern to suck you into his vortex of imbecility. All those words in the Nation, and not a one of them anywhere near a point. The FCC has had decency standards as long as they’ve been in business, and by any standard that’s ever been used, Stern fails the test: there’s no redeeming social value to discussing ass ……. with whores, running farting contests, or overdosing angry dwarves on alcohol for the pure, sadistic amusement value of it. But I really hope the Democrats will rally around your pet moron and make him their cause, all the better to re-elect the president.
    If you want to discuss decency standards in broadcasting that may have outlived their usefulness, go right ahead, I’m sure it would be interesting discussion. But this nonsense about a Bush jihad against poor saintly Howard because of his awesome political influence is just absurd, and you’re smart enough to know it.
    This is unworthy of you.

  5. hen Avatar

    h0mi – Yep, Howie Stern, man of the people, King of all media, a fraud. But we knew that didn’t we?
    Man this pathetic creature can’t retire fast enough for me. He did say he was going to right? Or was that a lie/ratings grab too?

  6. Mike Avatar

    Free Speech Hero?
    How many times has it been pointed out that he does not stand up for free speech, Stern just fights for himself. Stern is one of the most self-serving entertainers out there Jeff, and you fall behind him like he is a god.

  7. Mike Avatar

    Jeff,
    How can you call Stern honest in your Nation article? Sure he cuts through the crap and speaks his mind, but he broadcasts outrageous conspiracy theories as if they were facts beyond reproach. And when someone disagrees with him, he shouts them down and calls them stupid and either hangs up on them or tells them to get out his studio (like he did with cabby the other day).
    After reading that article one can come to the conclusion that you have are infatuated with Stern. I think you have a non-sexual crush on him.

  8. KMK Avatar

    Great article Jeff, glad it made it to print. How did the editing go? And what does the * in F*CC stand for?

  9. Jeff Jarvis Avatar

    KMK: Thanks. The editing was a pleasure: Good suggestions and they let me mold around them. And I don’t know what the * hides (I don’t write the heads).

  10. Jeff Jarvis Avatar

    Richard: Well, I’m sorry I didn’t pass the Richard Bennett Orthodoxy test this time.
    Read the story again: I’m not accusing Bush of running a jihad; you’re projecting, Richard; something to discuss with the shrink, perhaps.
    I specifically say that the conspiracy theory is weakened by the bipartisan nature of the jihad, which is run by Powell, Copps (whom I say is the most frightening commissioner and he’s the Democrat) and legislators (many democratic).
    And I criticize the left and it’s PC culture of offense (the editor at the other magazine tried to cut that out and that’s why I pulled the story… so give me cred for making sure that I could critize the left in a leftist magazine).

  11. Otter Avatar

    You know, Jeff — I’m a good bit younger than you but old enough to have realized that we’re always living in an age of CENSORSHIP!, RIGHT-WING RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM! and BOOK BANNING!
    And yet, every year popular culture gets more permissive, sleazier, smuttier and uglier. Sure, a show like All In The Family, that introduced genuinely controversial themes for the sake of debate and thought (and occasionally punctured leftist smugness), will never be on today but if you want to hear people say “ass” and “crap” all the time, there has never been a better time to be alive.

  12. Yehudit Avatar

    formerly geeky?
    :-)

  13. Trump Avatar

    Stern shies away from no sacred cow
    Except when kissing the asses of those celebs/politicos he supports
    He is a positive force in American media
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah because we all need our daily dose of ass, fart and poop jokes
    Just as weblogs tweak big media to keep them honest, Stern pushes the line to keep politicians and celebrities and his audience honest.
    As long as that “honesty” is a politically correct mush that also agrees with Stern’s political outlook of the moment. And who watches this watchman? Because he certainly isn’t honest
    So I like to listen to him. If you don’t, fine. Listen to something else. I won’t stop you. Just don’t stop me
    MY PUBLIC AIRWAVES! So I have a say what goes on them, too bad for you if you don’t like it. By your logic, WHY DOESN’T ABC AIR GAY PORN IN PRIMETIME? If you don’t like, don’t watch….
    And there’s the real question: If the government is going to regulate speech, where’s the line and who’s going to draw it?
    The FCC is allowed to regulate content of public airwaves.
    So to the barricades, edgy elite! This is not just about Howard Stern. It’s not just about Bono or The Breast. It’s about our First Amendment. It’s about our freedom of speech. It’s about us
    No, it’s about getting a foul mouthed anti-christian, anti-religion, political hate speech spewing dishonest ignorant hack off the air. AND WE WILL DO IT.
    And he will deserve it.
    I use MY freedom of speech to tell my congressional reps. and the FCC to KEEP FINING HOWARD!
    It’s working……….we’re winning!

  14. button Avatar

    I’m watching only one series on tv this season: Kingdom Hospital. Last night a Levitra commercial invaded my space. You think that’s OK?
    Never once during the entire commercial does the woman who is talking refer to her male companion as her husband. The commercial is deliberately aimed at being pruient and this is made very conspicuous.
    Thus, Powell’s standards of “decency” certainly do not apply to American’s most powerful and wealthy companies: the pharmaceutical drug companies which are in the mind control business.
    I’m usually a live-and-let-live kinda person. And I don’t want to come off like a prude or stuffed shirt, but this Levitra commercial is very offensive in context with Powell’s current crusade because of the flagrant hypocracy being practiced by the FCC which obviously now has two very different standards of pruience: one for program content and another for drugs aimed at very affluent men (it has been publicized that these erectile drugs are expensive). Every time one of these stand-up-and-salute commercials is on, Powell is just rubbing it in.
    And, by the way, there’s another version of this type of drug that’s supposed to be “a entire weekend party-in-a-bottle.” The guy remains on point for something like 36 hours, I believe. Good thing his girlfriend has maid service, because she’ll never get anything else done that weekend. And I hope her cat doesn’t wander down the garbage disposal unit while she’s attending to her boyfriend’s satyriasis condition– ironically, we used to think this condition was a disorder; but now it’s being promoted by the American pharmaceutical industry.

  15. kim Avatar

    Jeff,
    Great article. I don’t really understand what sets people off every 10 years or so to go on a censorship binge, but the effect seems to be to reduce or eliminate social critique. I’m thinking of Lenny Bruce, and more recently Bill Maher, but Stern may be an example of this as well.

  16. sol Avatar

    From T.V.Guide to the Nation. Jeff, in terms of intellectual content you’re going downhill…
    And those fashionable, yellow-toothed Castro-sucks of the left probably won’t even be inviting you to any of their gatherings despite this water-carrying you’ve done for them. You see, they know Howard Stern is a creep and a fraud and only currently useful as a means to deliver seeringly juvenile and dishonest anti-Bush talking points to the only sizable audience the left can find on the radio.
    Way to go.

  17. Mark Dobie Avatar

    I don’t see a line in the first amendment that says we have to provide Stern with an outlet for his show. Maybe I missed something? He’s more than welcome to stand on any street corner and shout whatever he likes, but we don’t have to let him use public airwaves to do it. He’s more than welcome to start a magazine, newspaper, blog etc…

  18. shark Avatar

    Button:
    Kingdom Hospital?? BLAH. That one lost me after 3 episodes.
    Anyway, I know what Stern’s blog is:
    http://www.atrios.blogspot.com
    It’s hatefilled and ignorant. It has to be Sterns!

  19. David Avatar

    Does Howard Stern always ridicule the racists who appear on his show? Or only sometimes?
    Read this script from a show and tell me that Stern and his cohorts aren’t EXTREMELY ethnically insensitive/bigoted/racist towards Hispanics:
    http://www.west.net/~westcott/selena.html
    There are other transcripts equally ugly.
    You can tell me that it’s his right under the First Amendment, that Ashcroft and his cronies are wrong to go after him, yada yada yada.
    But don’t tell me he doesn’t say extremely bigoted things on his show.
    Sincerity doesn’t excuse, morally speaking. Otherwise, any vicious, but sincere, bigot gets a moral pass. Do you really want that?

  20. Angelos Tzelepis Avatar
    Angelos Tzelepis

    Yes they are “public” airwaves, put private companies have paid for their slot of the spectrum to air programs they pay for. (Yes I realize the government has given too much away too cheaply, and sometimes for free, but that’s another thread.)
    If companies couldn’t make a profit broadcasting, they wouldn’t buy the space, and you’d have nothing to listen to or watch.
    And if 15 million people listen to Stern, and advertisers are willing to buy the ads that make the show profitable for Infinity, the PUBLIC has spoken.
    I’ll spell it out for you, if you’re one of the anti-Stern people: public means everybody, not just you. You can listen to your bible radio, on the public airwaves. Or your “All oldies all the time” on the public airwaves. Or your “Morning Zoo” on your local classic rock station, on the public airwaves. Or some whiny adult contermorary or soft rock. I don’t know, I gave up on radio years ago, I just keep one around in case there’s an emergency, like last summer’s blackout, or if I’m at hunting camp during the World Series. You can do ANY AND ALL of those things. Because you have a choice. And so do 15 million Stern listeners.
    And the government is trying to limit that choice in an underhanded way, for political reasons. That should scare you, whatever your affiliations, whichever side of the fence you’re on.
    I don’t listen to Stern, but it’s not the goddamned government’s place to decide what I can and cannot listen to.

  21. Jarvis (not jeff) Avatar
    Jarvis (not jeff)

    Jeff,
    Incredible article. And you are 100% right about Stern ridiculing racists and anti-semites, etc. Why do you think he has such a strong black following? Because he was the first person in the media to put KKK guys on TV and just laugh at them. While Donahue had them on and asked them serious questions, and tried to engage them in conversation, Howard put them on, and just exposed them for what they are—complete idiots. As for that transcript above, a dry transcript can be read a million ways. As one of many black listeners of Howard, I cannot say that he is racist, he is honest, and most people, like it or not, stereotype others on the basis of ethnicity. That doesn’t make them racists.
    Seacrest out!

  22. HH Avatar

    “I’m thinking of Lenny Bruce, and more recently Bill Maher”
    Maher’s ratings were on a downward spiral… he didn’t get censored, he stayed on ABC for months and months then went to HBO. This is so much like David Brock’s “Fox censored me by putting me on in the afternoon!” Terms like “censorship” and “racism” have lost all meaning today. And that is a scandal.

  23. HH Avatar

    If that SOB who put the song “Kiss a n—– in the morning” about Condi Rice were fined by the FCC tomorrow, he’d be a lefty hero within a day. Screw the content, if they’re anti-Bush that’s what counts.

  24. tony Avatar

    beautiful piece, jeff.
    maybe i missed the post, but if you didnt mention it, perhaps you will let us know what the original magazine wanted edited out of this.
    as is, it sounds perfect to me.

  25. sol Avatar

    Jeff, at the next Nation get together ask them what they think about the right to freedom of speech in Castro’s Cuba…
    I.e., try, try to grasp the rabbit hole you’ve crawled down into…

  26. Tim Worstall Avatar

    About paying the fines with pennies.
    They were rolling them. Maybe someone should tell them that they don’t have to do that. Unlike many other countries in the US coins are legal tender : that is, valid for payment of all debts public and private with no upper limit opn how many you can use at one time. Some years ago while fighting over some pompous local official I called up the US Mint and asked : if I pay a tax bill in pennies, do they have to take them, and do I have to roll them ? Answers, yes and no.
    400,000 pennies poured from wheelbarrows onto the floor of the FCC office are full and legal payment of the debt. And the best way to count them is to weigh them.
    Possibly of interest to future fine payers ?