Janet Jackson, covered

Janet Jackson, covered
: She appears on Letterman with her infamous breasts puffed with pride. Dave leers: “Now, that’s almost malfunctioning, isn’t it?”

She has her navel framed in metal (and for all I know, she has that steel pastey on still). I’ve heard of rubber fetishes. Even latex. But metal?

Dave keeps trying and trying to interview her. “Why are we talking about this, Dave,” she exasperates.

She: “It was so embarrassing for me to have so many people see this little breast.”

He: “Well….”

: UPDATE: From the comments. Janet Jackson was bleeped when she said “Jesus.”

Aw, Jesus, this is getting ridiculous.