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No verbs

5 comments on No verbs

No verbs
: No verbs. No need. Shepard Smith live. On TV. Fair and balanced. Lots of action. Fast talk. No long sentences. No paragraphs, even. Lots of exclamation marks. Exclamation marks better than verbs. Cheaper, too. No writers. No verbs.

5 responses to “No verbs”

  1. Swopa Avatar
    Swopa

    Cute. Michael Kinsley there two and a half years ago, but still cute.

  2. Dave Schuler Avatar
    Dave Schuler

    Meow.
    But, unfortunately, on target.

  3. daudder Avatar
    daudder

    firts the verbs. then the facts (or was it the other way ‘roun?)

  4. MrAcheson Avatar
    MrAcheson

    Hmmm I bet a sketch involving this stilted delivery with a Tarzan or Caveman flair would go over real well in some circles.

  5. No Avatar
    No

    Whoa…slamming that one nasty Repub channel …what’s next? a buzzmachine billboard touting Alec Baldwin’s genius IQ? Michael Moore as next Orson Welles? Stay tuned.