The Daily Stern

The Daily Stern

: UNCLEAR CHANNEL: Hmmm. Clear Channel gets hit for a quarter million of fines for Elliot in the Morning… but he isn’t fired. Bubba’s fined and fired. Howard is not fined and he’s fired. Elliot is fined but he’s not.

: SIRIUS: Roger Friedman says he’s heard that Howard Stern visited the offices of Sirius satellite radio last week. “If Stern takes this turn, he’ll be remembered for launching an entire medium.”

: SATELLITE JITTERS: Hei Lun at Begging to Differ reports that what with all the talk about Howard Stern and others jumping from broadcast to satellite, broadcast is getting nervous.

Howard Stern’s threat of going to satellite radio is being taken seriously.

On Friday, then again this morning on a different radio station, I heard two different versions of a radio ad against satellite radio. In the ads, people who are supposedly former subscribers of satellite radio talk about how much it stinks….

The second ad is amusing in an odd way because it spend more than half the time having people complain about foul language. Someone complains about hearing swearing in songs when normally it’s bleeped out on regular radio (yeah, people love it when radio edits the song of their favorite bands); another person talks about how he often forgot to change the dial when his kid gets in the car so the kid hears all the swearing (forego satellite radio–for the children!). Then another guy talks about the cost of having one in his car, then having to pay for it again on his wife’s car. The ads both end with “a message from your hometown stations”.

The audience who’d switch with Stern wouldn’t be concerned about dirty words. I’m sympathetic with the problem of being less portable (I want to listen to satellite in my car, in my home, while running, in my office… that will be tough). But anything in the cause of free speech….

: UPDATE: Bubba the Love Sponge, fired shock jock, does an Internet webcast.

AFTERNOON UPDATE: KCRW, the LA public radio station, rescinds its firing of Sandra Tsing Loh for accidentally letting the f word out of the air; she issues a joint statement saying she chooses not to return to the station. Face-saving all around. LA Observed has the news.

Sandra has her say on Cathy’s blog:

“My decision is to never set foot upon the toxic soil of KCRW again as my personal statement about the poor way I was treated,” she added. “Aside from that, I wish KCRW the very best.”

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23 responses to “The Daily Stern”

  1. kkl Avatar

    Zzzzzzzz……

  2. JohnO Avatar

    “Howard is not fined and he’s fired.”
    St. Stern got fired? When?

  3. Buzzmachine fan Avatar
    Buzzmachine fan

    All buzzmachine’s fans will be meeting at the Scores West opening on 28th St.
    Lots of fun, celebs, food and sexy women.
    Come out for Howard!

  4. Charlie (Colorado) Avatar
    Charlie (Colorado)

    Uh, Jeff? Last I heard, Stern works for Infiniti. I don’t think Clear Channel can fire him, and last I heard he was still on in something like 70-odd markets, so I think he’s still employed.

  5. Jeff Jarvis Avatar

    Charlie: Clear Channel fired him off six stations. They didn’t fire Elliot.
    Buzzfan: Don’t I wish…

  6. Max Avatar

    Looks like my Sirius is going to get even better. Excellent (although an all Stern all day format may be a bit overwhelming).

  7. Reid Avatar

    Gosh, I know it’s a lot more fun to proceed under the assumption this is all about the grave risk to Howard’s free speech. But I will once again try to interject a fact.
    Infinity, Howard’s syndicator, says he’s not going anywhere. His employers, you know, the people most at risk of fines here, say this is a non-issue. They intend to defend him against any FCC charges or fines (as they have in the past to the tune of millions over the past 12 years). They say he’s got two more year’s on his contract, and they fully expect him to fulfill them.
    Why doesn’t anyone ever seem to mention that, just the grave threat to Howard?
    Meanwhile, Howard is using nearly any excuse he can make up to quit (he was going to quit when he was fined, and when that didn’t happen, he said he’d quit if Bush signed the new bill on FCC penialties … he’ll quit if you look at him funny). Now you say he’s spent some time with Sirius.
    Howard’s threats to quit in the past came … when? …when it was time for him to broker a new deal. If this isn’t all aching transparent to you by now … well, you’re at risk of being taken by most any propaganda.
    It looks to me like Howard’s job isn’t at risk at all. Not according to his employers. It looks to me like Howard’s got a contract he wants out of. And he’s a determined man.

  8. AndyB Avatar

    By the way, both Sirius and Xm have plug & play systems, so you can take the same unit in both your car & home. The only downside is that if you AND your wife like listening to it in the morning in separate cars, then you will need two units and subscriptions.
    The same thing exists with Tivo, which I don’t like – should be household based, not unit based.
    On the other hand, all tivo gives me is channel listings for what, 12 bucks a month. This at least gives me 100 channels of music.

  9. Charlie (Colorado) Avatar
    Charlie (Colorado)

    But, you know, Jeff, that raises an interesting dilemma: CC apparently didn’t drop Stern because of fines — no fines. Infiniti isn’t dropping Stern because of political pressure — they aren’t dropping Stern at all. Stern can even come back in those markets, as I’m sure Infiniti would be happy to sell his show to other stations. And we still have no evidence whatsoever that Stern was dropped by Clear Channel because of FCC pressure of any sort directed against Stern, and especially any pressure about Stern’s political views.
    Which leaves us with the inference that Clear Channel dropped Stern becuse CC didn’t like his show (for whatever reason.) Which you’ve agreed CC is free to do.
    I don’t like this indecency law any more than you do, but don’t you think that maybe, just possibly, the hysterics about Stern have gotten just a tiny bit overblown?

  10. Trump Avatar

    So if Stern goes to satellite radio, does that mean he’ll use his clout to censor Opie and Anthony from getting jobs in the medium?

  11. Trump Avatar

    Hey! Stern just said it himself- ClearChannel has a right to take him off their stations, even though he debates why.
    So now what’s all the fuss about???
    By the way- is anyone else disturbed that all Stern can harp on why we should vote for Kerry is the Vietnam thing? Does he really think 3 months served 35 years ago qualifies someone for office? And he says that literally 10 seconds after reading a story about the Madrid bombings! How can one man be so self-serving and ignorant! He’s putting you, me and his precious daughters at risk with reasoning like that. My god, wake up!

  12. Charlie (Colorado) Avatar
    Charlie (Colorado)

    Now, now, let’s be fair. I think Kerry spent four months in theatre.

  13. button Avatar

    I believe that Stern said on Friday morning that he was going over to the Sirius offices to try to get it on with Meg Griffin [the DJ].
    He thinks his chances with her have improved greatly now that he is a victim of censorship.
    Then he sketched out his fantasy about how it would be with her. And I felt sorry for Meg.

  14. shark Avatar

    Jeff, you want to address a free speech violation? Post on what the NYTimes is doing to the National Debate web site over a parody…

  15. Andy Freeman Avatar
    Andy Freeman

    > But anything in the cause of free speech….
    Really?
    There’s an ever-growing pile of enforcement actions by the FEC.
    Why don’t they rate? Is it that they’re just political speech and don’t involve media or boobies?

  16. Mara Avatar

    Anti-satellite radio ads have been running for the better part of a year on local talk radio in New York (a non-Stern talk radio that is). The ads talk about how the cost of cable has gone through the roof for years, so has the cost of a movie ticket but the entertainment provided by local radio is free.
    The ads aren’t new.

  17. sol Avatar

    As a long-time Stern listener I feel a responsibility to report to the newcomers to his show (like Jeff; yes, Jeff, only somebody new to the Stern show would write a post like you did about why you like Howard, even giving impressions of how proud you were to have caught up with the history of the show and gotten to the point of knowing about each cast member; all transparent evidence of a newbie to a veteran listener, Jeff), to resume, I feel a responisiblity to report to newcomers to the Stern show that Howard is currently in a tail spin unlike anything he’s ever experienced in the past. What you are hearing on the show is as orchestrated and dishonest as anything that comes out of any political camp. The most plastic celebrites who go before the media and spew the most plastic dishonest versions of who they are and what is going on with them have nothing on Howard Stern currently. His show’s been falling apart since his divorce (the ratings plummetted back then and the ratings ‘success’ you hear him trumpeting now are a new ‘lower expectation’ level of ratings he and his employers have gotten use to). Howard’s now lost two key members of his cast (and the latest loss is bigger currently than new listeners can understand because it seems trivial, but it’s like a small cast with good chemistry that suddenly loses a member that was central and the place seems dead ever afterward). Robin has been experiencing some kind of ‘entering old age’ mental bizarreness. Howard himself is a joke in terms of his age vis-a-vis his interests and understanding of the world. When he was in his 30s and 40s he could get away with the comic book I.Q. and 14-year-old interests, but now at 50 he just comes across as a creepy, bizarre old man who starts sentences with ‘dude’ like he’s a teenager. The new political content he’s spewing in every show is a breaking of a cardinal rule of his past success. It is turning away a huge percentage of his audience (and if it’s only a third, which could easily be a low estimate, it is huge). The Chomskyites and Nation readers and Democratic Underground troll are now paying attention to him, but after a few fusillades of fart sound effects they’ll leave contented that a major radio personality is pushing the Kerry campaign. Howard is only losing listeners and not picking any new ones up. Have fun, new listeners…

  18. Dan Herzlich Avatar
    Dan Herzlich

    Very nice analysis.
    I agree that its pathetic for 50 yr old supposed media expert to have problems pronouncing La Jolla. His ignorance is no longer cute, and he comes across as a loser. Just as pathetic is when Stern talks of Robin as some sort of sex symbol.
    When he calls Bush a “maniac” and a “madman” he reinforces the fact that he has no credibility.
    Imus made the transition from shock jock to political wonk, but I don’t think Stern can pull this off. It’s as if Stern expects to do fart, vomit and bowel movement jokes until he’s in his seventies.
    DH

  19. AndyB Avatar

    It’s kinda funny sol that you’re still listening…
    As they say, and I know I have the numbers wrong, Stern listeners on average listen to him for 30 minutes a day.
    Stern haters, on the other hand, on average listen to him for 60 minutes a day.

  20. Mike Avatar

    Andy, did you just watch Private Parts or did you pull that one from memory of the movie?

  21. John Avatar

    Stern’s contract has two years to run. Mel Karmazan refuses at the present time to put any Infinity radio programming on satellite or Internet unless he can be guarenteed money out of it (hence the Infinity-AOL radio deal, because the cash is up front). So there is no way in the world that Howard’s tones will be beaming down to satellite receivers any time before 2006. He can quit his show tomorrow, but he won’t be on satellite before 2006.
    On the other hand, Opie & Anthony’s deal with Infinity has two months to run — they’ll be free to go on satellite by this summer, and odds are they wil go on as AM drive hosts directly against Stern, not as PM drive shock jocks, the way they were in New York (one of the reasons O&A were feuding with Howard and got banned from saying his name on their show was they wanted to move from afternoon drive to morning drive on WNEW, which had at the time morning ratings lower than the Emergency Broadcast System signal. Howard said no and Karmazan agreed, which made sense since he would be cannibalizing his own show’s market share).
    They and Sirius are reportedly close to an agreement on a contract, so if Howard does decide to weigh anchor for the seas of satellite radio when his contract is up, there’s no guarentee Sirius will want to shell out the $$$ for Stern if they already have an AM show for their extreme channel, unless the bean counters think he’ll bring in enough subscriptions to offset the cost.
    The other option, of course, is XM, but as we know (because Howard told us), Clear Channel owns a gazillion shares of their stock (or 50 percent, or 30 percent, or 5 percent, what’s the difference?). So there’s no way he’d go there — unless of course, they offer him more money. Then he’d jump in a heartbeat and use the money to assuage his guilt for being even the tiniest part of the evil Clear Channel empire.

  22. sol Avatar

    “It’s kinda funny sol that you’re still listening…”
    I’m listening because I’m a long-time listener. (And I think Andrea Harris said here sometime back you want to watch the slow-motion car wreck, or at least monitor it, if you’ve been in on the history of it to some degree). To be honest, though, the radio goes off once Howard launches into one of his new political anti-Bush monologues. That kills braincells unlike any of the bathroom humor can… (And once it goes off for that it doesn’t always go back on when you’re thinking, oh yeah, now he has a studio full of Score’s girls getting naked. Radio ‘can’ be a visual medium, but somehow it’s just never worked with those stripper segments…)

  23. Lynxx Pherrett Avatar

    Here’s my question?
    1. Why did Clear Channel, with 1200+ stations, only carry Stern in six markets?
    The answer to that could probably be determined by the answers to a few other questions.
    2. Has any CC-owned station ever pick-up Stern’s show?
    3a. How many stations bought by CC were carrying Stern when purchased?
    3b. Did any of those stations ever renew Stern after being bought by CC?
    I don’t have the answers, but the numbers (1200 vs 6) make me suspect they would show CC prefers to carry its own programming, wound up with a few stations carrying Stern when they were bought, and found a conveinent excuse to drop the show without having to wait for the contracts to expire without renewal.