Intern? What intern?

Intern? What intern?
: Here’s hoping that the Kerry intern meme is dying or dead.

She alleged affairmate has denied it, as has Kerry.

On NBC Nightly News, Tom Brokaw danced around it like a tap dancer on tacks: The story we’re not going to tell about about regarding a candidate who says he didn’t do something a rumor says he did now is denied by the other person involved in that rumor we’re not going to tell you about. Got it?

But I want to say this for the record:

: I could not care less if John Kerry had an affair.

: I could not care less that Bill Clinton did.

: I could not care less if George Bush got light duty in the National Guard or got out early.

: I could not care less if John Kerry threw away his medals or wore them or was next to Jane Fonda or wasn’t.

: I could not care less that George Bush used to drink.

: I could not care less if either of them burp or belch or masturbate or pick their noses or leave the seat up or have dandruff or pass on the right.

I only care if they can do a decent job running the government and keeping us safe. That’s it. Even the presidency is just a job and I want someone who will do it well.