The shame, the horror, the breast
: Greg Beato puts together a
fine roundup of conservative pundit horror over the Super Bowl:
Until this week, I always thought the Super Bowl was about gambling, drinking, and assaulting strangers instead of your wife.
The nation’s conservative pundits have set me straight, though: the game is actually a seminal family event. Strengthening the bonds between parent and child with all its expertly choreographed spectacle, it’s like a less gay, totally not-European version of The Nutcracker….
