Mr. Vast Wasteland

Mr. Vast Wasteland
: I’ve never liked Newton Minow. The one-time head of the FCC is famous for calling TV a “vast wasteland” in 1961. The problem I had then was that, even though Minow opposed government censorship, he still put himself in a position to judge (and cancel licenses for) media of which he disapproved. I don’t want anyone in government doing that. I want the marketplace to do that.

Well, Minow pops up again — yes, he’s still alive — to resurrect his old harrange in the brouhaha over The Boob. He argues in the Chicago Tribune that we should bring back the National Association of Broadcasters’ Code of Standards and Practices. Again, he’ll argue that this isn’t censorship because the companies would do it (though under the threatening disapproval of Minow’s many-generations-later successor, Michael Powell).

I still don’t like it and don’t buy it.

The marketplace will take care of The Boob. If CBS loses money because advertisers and viewers object, they will find ways not to lose money the next time. I still say the nation is obsessing in an unnatural way on that moment; it’s still just a breast, people. But if the majority doesn’t want breasts then business won’t give them breasts.

But the bigger point is that cable — with its lack of a code — has proved Minnow dead wrong.

HBO started as the network that lived to do nothing but show naked breasts. As a TV critic, I complained loudly about that — not that I had anything against breasts (haven’t changed that tune) but because they thought the occasional flash passed for mature programming when what the mature audience wanted was intelligent programming.

And what has happened since? A spectacular flowering of quality content on cable. Yes, it also has the occasional breast and f-word. So what? It also has better TV than the regulated airwaves ever have or ever could produce.

Creative freedom — freedom from direct or indirect government imposition of standards and practices — allowed that; the marketplace supported that.

So you’re wrong, Newton Minow. Go back into your hole. TV is much better today and no thanks to you.

: Can’t resist adding this note from the comments:

Interesting OT aside: The SS Minnow from Gilligan’s Island (which ran aground etc) was named after Newton Minow, according to the commentary on the Gilligan’s Island DVD set.

10 responses to “Mr. Vast Wasteland”

  1. Bombadil Avatar

    Interesting OT aside: The SS Minnow from Gilligan’s Island (which ran aground etc) was named after Newton Minnow, according to the commentary on the Gilligan’s Island DVD set.

  2. Chris Avatar

    Right. The occasional breast: i.e. 25 out of 30 minutes of every Real Sex. The occasional f-word: 40 out of 60 minutes of every Sopranos.
    Not that I’m complaining.
    -Chris

  3. Greg Avatar

    I had HBO for several months when I first got digital cable, and I can vouch for Chris’ post: it’s a lot more than just a boob and f-word here and there. Some of it is indeed excellent, but I found most of it boring, meaning either not creative or pointlessly racy or some combination, and dropped digital cable because nothing else about it interested me. Maybe it’s just big-city folks who are making HBO’s original series a success, because they can identify with the lifestyle more (although I live in Seattle and enjoy the usual Seattle cliches of indie coffeehouses, Wi-Fi and snooty attitude toward the ‘burbs). I prefer FX (The Shield, Nip/Tuck) and Comedy Central (South Park, Daily Show) for creative programming (mock me if you must).

  4. Bruce H. Avatar

    >> I’ve never liked Newton Minnow.
    Is that why you spell Minow with two n’s?

  5. HA Avatar

    Jeff,
    I’m really surprised you don’t get this. Nobody will surpass my love for boobs – and all the rest of the female anatomy for that matter. But there is a time and place for everything and the Super Bowl half-time show is not the time or place for boob flashing. This is a national event and we should have a little respect for those in our society who find boob-flashing and crotch-grabbing offensive. I don’t think this is unreasonable.

  6. billg Avatar

    I exercised my own freedom to not watch cable a few months ago when I cancelled everything but the local basic package. I’m past puberty, so its seems TV programmers have nothing to offer me but reruns, infomercials, sports, bad movies. and 50 channels of crappy music. I don’t watch any of those, so why pay $50 per month?
    I’d buy a few cable channels on an ala carte basis, but that would interfere with the cable companies’ freedom to print money.
    Maybe I should check out the programming on the competing cable companies. Oh, wait…

  7. Jeff Jarvis Avatar

    bruce… fixed… thanks.

  8. Person of Choler Avatar
    Person of Choler

    Minnow has arisen from his grave or bait bucket to start evangelizing for “equal time” treatment of political speech. My guess: this is preparation for lawsuits demanding that stations that broadcast conservative commentators (e.g. Limbaugh, if he stays out of the slammer) must give equal exposure to Al Franken or whatever the left wing might offer on their proposed net. Broadcasters would probably lose more money on liberal talk shows than they make from conservative ones. Look for the legal circus to begin shortly and censorship of media to follow thereafter.

  9. Ebb Tide Avatar

    The market place can police its own, but most of us won’t live that long to wait for that ice age to come and go… the people who ON PURPOSE do not watch or pay for HBO or cable don’t want that idiotic stuff creeping into regular tv…. if they had hyped the “see a breast” show, people could have CHOSEN to turn it off, but they PULLED A FAST ONE and tried to SNEAK A PEEP in, which is why a lot of America is UPSET.
    But to be honest I Fast Forwarded the whole thing by jumping ahead in the TiVo, the answer is everyone should watch on PVR and not live, that way, you are always in control.

  10. Bill Peschel Avatar
    Bill Peschel

    I find it ironic that, in a halftime show that (from the descriptions I’ve read) already should have been rated R, it was only the breast that set everybody off. If it hadn’t happened, would anyone be equally upset over the rest of the show?