A star is conceived, not born

A star is conceived, not born
: Best Week Ever asks:

How does Dennis Miller have a TV show and Wonkette doesn’t?

But it looks as if they want to get her on their show.

: Meanwhile, Wonkette says today:

Drew Barrymore Gets Onboard Clark

First Madonna, now Drew. What is it with the slutty blondes and Clark? Must be some kind of daddy fixation.

Or the raw, sexual appeal of the underdog.