Simultaneous translation

Simultaneous translation
: Can any sane person tell me what the f this means?

Howard Dean’s bark was missing its bite. And his socks were missing their warp. Not to mention their woof.

If copy like that ever passed my desk, I would (a) demand a rewrite, (b) fire the person, (c) not run it. But then, I don’t work here.

Y’know, I’ve never hopped on the bandwagon trying to run over this writer but I’m running to catch up and jump on now.