Rumors of a former President

Rumors of a former President
: Stuart Hughes of the BBC blogs this news:

RUMOUR MILL: International broadcasting networks are showing heightened twitchiness over the health of a certain former American president.

Just a rumor, but you heard it there first.

7 responses to “Rumors of a former President”

  1. anne.elk Avatar

    I find death watches to be in extremely poor taste. Yuck.

  2. Jeremy Avatar

    Maybe Jimmy Carter has finally completely lost his mind? Seeing killer rabbits everywhere…

  3. Glenn Avatar

    Another BBC Breaking News Bulletin: Ronald Reagan is in poor health.

  4. Bluno Avatar

    Reagan in poor health is breaking news?

  5. Glenn Avatar

    yeah, that would be the joke.

  6. Mike G Avatar

    In other news, the Pope entered his 12th straight year of imminent death…

  7. JorgXMcKie Avatar
    JorgXMcKie

    D’oh! I was guessing Bill Clinton has been diagnosed with a really, really virulent venereal disease and was in danger of death by Hillary.