Nation of thumb-suckers

Nation of thumb-suckers
: The Guardian is trying to find the cosmic, politically correct meaning of magician David Blaines’ 44-day stay in a plastic box in London:

But isn’t there something obscene about turning starvation into a public spectacle when half the world suffers involuntary hunger? Even a chosen incarceration seems vaguely decadent when victims of tyranny rot in the world’s jails.

Oh, ferchrissakes, it’s just a publicity stunt. Much has been made about Britons’ hostile reaction to Blaine and Americans’ accepting attitude to his tricks. The difference is simple: We know show biz when we see it. We don’t waste time getting mad at or analyzing a TV trick. We have lives.

Writer Michael Billington goes to the site of Blaine’s stunt and interacts with the other Britons-without-lives who now hang out there, contemplating the meaning of it all and trying to find haughty intellectualism in even this.

But the bizarre paradox is that Blaine’s act of imprisonment seems to have a liberating effect on the rest of us. Stay there long enough and you not only begin to forget your own rushed daily routine but meet lots of interesting new people. It says something about our own form of solitary confinement that it takes a man in a glass box to get us to open up to other human beings….

But, precisely because we can all attach our own private meaning to Blaine’s action, this strange public confinement in the end acquires something of the unresolvable ambiguity of art.

Man, this guy could find the true meaning in a pile of dog poop.

5 responses to “Nation of thumb-suckers”

  1. JFT Avatar

    “Is it right that a DOG should be allowed to defecate, when so many PEOPLE can’t even get enough to eat to form a decent-sized turd?”

  2. Paul Hrissikopoulos Avatar
    Paul Hrissikopoulos

    Yup. They don’t have the antibodies. I think this must be the showbiz equivalent of handing out pox blankets. Though you’d think that having lived with Madonna for a few years would’ve innoculated them somewhat.

  3. toxdoc Avatar

    “Man, this guy could find the true meaning in a pile of dog poop”
    I stink, therefor I am?

  4. Buzz Avatar

    The first time this came up at this site, I was of the
    opinion that it was a no talent stunt along with most
    other posters. But hasn’t it been amazing what has
    happened over the past few weeks? The “show” is turning
    out not to be David Blaine at all, but rather the crowd.
    We have Britons cooking food under him, trying to cut
    off his water, shooting golfballs at him, baring their
    breasts at him, shouting at him. Not to mention the oft
    stated maudeline morality of, “How can he refuse to eat
    when so many are starving?” (Ha. As if David Blaine can
    feed the world by eating.) In short, everyone projecting
    their insecurities onto a man in a glass box.
    I’ve changed by mind- I think David Blaine is a genius.

  5. just passing through Avatar

    Now, if he were fasting in a suspended transparent box as a political protest, against famine and globalization and war, he’d be cheered by the crowds, lauded by the press, and still ignored by most of us.