World’s smartest stripper
: Howard Stern et al went to Scores yesterday to audition contenders for the World Smartest Stripper contest.
Only one of the many strippers tested knew how many states there are. One said 700. One said 52. When told she did pretty well, she was only two off, she said, “Oh, 54.”
When asked who the vice president is, one said that she’s not into politics. “I don’t even know whether the president is Republican or Dominican.”
And when Howard asked one what animal is used to make pickles, she said, “What’s a pickle?”