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World’s smartest stripper

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World’s smartest stripper
: Howard Stern et al went to Scores yesterday to audition contenders for the World Smartest Stripper contest.

Only one of the many strippers tested knew how many states there are. One said 700. One said 52. When told she did pretty well, she was only two off, she said, “Oh, 54.”

When asked who the vice president is, one said that she’s not into politics. “I don’t even know whether the president is Republican or Dominican.”

And when Howard asked one what animal is used to make pickles, she said, “What’s a pickle?”

13 responses to “World’s smartest stripper”

  1. James Joyner Avatar
    James Joyner

    Too funny!

  2. cmonks Avatar
    cmonks

    Strippers are so dumb!

  3. Jeff Jarvis Avatar
    Jeff Jarvis

    cmonks:
    If you’re just discovering that, then you are a monk.

  4. Earl Camembert Avatar
    Earl Camembert

    Obviously, the low educational levels of strippers is the fault of George Bush. And the neo-cons.

  5. ....a moment with Easycure Avatar
    ….a moment with Easycure

    They can ones and fives together, you can be sure.

  6. ....a moment with Easycure Avatar
    ….a moment with Easycure

    They can ADD ones and fives together…..I was trying to say.

  7. Puce Avatar
    Puce

    nakid ladie take fat guys money WHOSE SMARTOR?

  8. Buzz Avatar
    Buzz

    I thought the “Dominican” comment was funny if only for
    the support it gives to the notion that there are
    Catholic strippers out there.

  9. cmonks Avatar
    cmonks

    Strippers are dumb! And I’m not a monk! Wait…actually…no, no-I’m not a monk!
    Strippers are dumb!

  10. Jeremy Avatar
    Jeremy

    I dunno – I suspect some of it is an act for Mr. Stern’s benefit (if the whole thing wasn’t staged)
    Back when I used to be in the UFOlogy field, and would hang out with a lot of unusual people, I used to be friends with a model who used to be a stripper, and she was incredibly bright. She knew a lot about astrophysics (which would come up in discussions about UFOs), about as much I do, and I was a major in that in college.

  11. JFT Avatar
    JFT

    Too bad she didn’t enter the contest!

  12. Fan of the Ballet Avatar
    Fan of the Ballet

    Since when has Stern’s show been an authority on anything meaningful? Consider that customers come into dance bars with lots more money than they exit with. Who is the dummy? Those girls stay fit and earn lots of cash while doing it. Don’t overstate the importance of knowing any political crap. You and I are fat and would be very ashamed to be seen naked. These ladies are splendidly dumb, beautiful and without the pompous politcal bullcrap we’ve all taken forgranted as being important. It’s not! Love ’em!

  13. cmonks Avatar
    cmonks

    Strippers are dumb UFOlogists who stay fit and earn lots of cash while doing it!