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The Gawker Girl

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vargagirl2003.jpgThe Gawker Girl
: So Gawker has added personals and this young woman is now pictured on the home page: Want a date with her? Want to go to the coolest Gawker hangout or perhaps the Conde cafeteria? Want to get matching trucker hats?

Why do I smell ringer? Surely, they hired an actress to portray the perfect Gawker Girl, no? Surely, they wrote her personal:

Favorite on-screen sex scene

The directors cut of ‘Lilo & Stitch’ or ‘Anal encounters 2’, it’s always been a tough call.

Surely, she can get a date.

Ah, but then perhaps she snarks them away. Yes, that’s why she’s the Gawker Girl.

Note the other pictures on her personal: The guy with the arm around her unceremoniously amputated at the shoulder.

Date her if you dare.

2 responses to “The Gawker Girl”

  1. Anil Avatar
    Anil

    In fairness to Nick and Liz, these are pretty standard promo images that Spring Street picks. They’re just output in batches that are picked without any input from affiliates like Gawker, so the fact that this particular woman was on there is coincidence.
    Surely Gawker does not favor blondes, right?

  2. Jeff Jarvis Avatar
    Jeff Jarvis

    Yo, Dr. Argument, I know. I’m taking advantage of the snark-opportunity. Go to the store and get yourself a new T-shirt.