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Canadian medical researchers have discovered an intriguing condition, sexsomnia, in which people who are asleep proceed to initiate sexual activity with others. The condition, detailed in the June edition of the Canadian Journal of Psychiatry, appears to be a mix of sleepwalking and adolescent wet dreams.
Amazingly, not all partners of such people are distressed or irritated by the novel experience of having an unconscious person make love to them. Some almost prefer it.