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Canadian medical researchers have discovered an intriguing condition, sexsomnia, in which people who are asleep proceed to initiate sexual activity with others. The condition, detailed in the June edition of the Canadian Journal of Psychiatry, appears to be a mix of sleepwalking and adolescent wet dreams.

Amazingly, not all partners of such people are distressed or irritated by the novel experience of having an unconscious person make love to them. Some almost prefer it.

  • balbulican

    I’m afraid you’re misinterpreting the actual significance of this finding. The real news up here is that some of our fellow Canadians are apparently having sex while awake. Appalling.

  • I wouldn’t want to be one of those who was a better lover asleep than awake.