Hillary: The missing page

Hillary: The missing page
: A guy claiming to have been a copy editor at Simon & Schuster called Howard Stern this morning saying he had pieces of Hillary Clinton’s book that didn’t end up in print. He read one.

In it, Hillary says that the night after Bill revealed his indiscretion, she did some soul-searching. She wondered whether her coldness drove him to find sex elsewhere. She wonders whether her life in politics made her less approachable.

While her husband was in the study reading, she says here, she got another of Monica’s dresses that Clinton had and a black wig that Chelsea had for a costume party and when Bill came into their bedroom she said, “I’m your new intern.” And they had great sex.

Howard never managed to break the guy into admitting that it was a goof. The guy says he will call in again Monday with more excerpts and will fax the galley and his S&S paycheck to prove he’s legit.

Howard doesn’t buy it. But he wants to.

5 responses to “Hillary: The missing page”

  1. lindsay robertson Avatar

    Um, does ANYONE buy that? How could they? Why would Clinton have one of Monica’s dresses? I don’t understand why this is being reported (here and elsewhere) as if there was a 0.00000000001% chance that it could be true!

  2. rossi Avatar

    man the odd thing about bill was his lousy taste
    i mean hillary is way hotter than monica
    but he really does have a thing
    for tacky
    chubby and trashy
    i think the problem was that hill was the man
    and he was the girl
    in their relationship
    and he needed to find someone he could be the guy for
    but you know what
    being under hill
    or over monica
    id still take hill any day

  3. radioist Avatar
    radioist

    Clearly, the point here is that you are listening to Howard Stern, and not Imus.

  4. Mike G Avatar

    That’s nothin’!
    In the 1960s Paul Krassner’s The Realist claimed to have excerpts (in advance of publication) from William Manchester’s biography of the late President Kennedy. They built steadily from plausibility to outrageousness, climaxing (so to speak) with a description of Jackie discovering LBJ as he proceeded to sodomize JFK’s bulletholes with the intention of making an entry look like an exit wound…
    More proof that today’s outrageous comedy is timid by comparison to that era.

  5. meh Avatar

    I totally don’t believe it..