Just desserts: So the Daily

Just desserts
: So the Daily Mirror is suffering plummeting circulation. They say it’s because they got serious after 9.11. Could it be, instead, that they printed a bunch bilge from the likes of Pilger?

For a three-hour cruise…
: To heck bringing back The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres with real people. The sitcom they should revive as a reality show is Gilligan’s Island: Take real people; trap them on an island with nothing but cameras; make them figure out a way to get off. It’s better than Survivor because they’ll actually have a goal and won’t have any dumb pagan rituals; it has all the drama of Cast Away; this is a real challenge.