Just coffee. Black. Period.

Well, I’m not the only one who gets upset at Starbucks when people order complicated drinks that require mechanization to make. Wall Street is upset, too. Frappuccinos depress market:

Management blamed the 4% same-store sales gain for July — which was less than Wall Street had anticipated — on customers requesting made-to-order cold drinks during morning rush hours, thus slowing service and sales. . . .

Management insisted late Wednesday that while it hadn’t anticipated the demand for cold drinks, the resulting service “bottleneck” was quickly fixable and shouldn’t hurt future results. . . .

Hot weather may have contributed to the demand for icy drinks, but management said it viewed the problem as an internal one and wouldn’t blame on outside factors.