Dumb and dumber

Jonathan Weber sends an delightful tale of a neighborhood ostrich with its head you-know-where. The Missoulian — a competitor of Weber’s New West — has taken to putting three headlines on its front page labeled “Only in the Missoulian.” When you click on them, though, you don’t get the article or get the opportunity to pay for it or for some online subscription. You get to subscribe to the paper. Interest interruptus, I’d say. But with captivating blurbs like this, who could resist:

AniMeals, a Missoula organization that provides pet food to needy owners, is hosting the “Social Event of the Season for Your Dog.” Reporter Mea Andrews has the when and where in Thursday’s Missoulian.