Microsoft gets millions in a settlement of a spam suit. How come I didn’t get my share for lost time and sanity and male ego?
5 responses to “Where’s my share?”
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Uh, lack of a law division?
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because the lawyers were women?? ;-)
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Because they are an ISP (Hotmail, MSN) and you are not.
Because they sued and you did not.
Because they did something about it and you did not.
Except whine.
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Because it wasn’t a class action suit (where, in the best Microsoft tradition, as part of the settlement OptInRealBig would give coupons for free “High Volume Email Deployment” instead of cash).
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Because, obviously, your penis is too small, Jeff.
See, you’re apparently the last man in the country to have purchased a penile enhancement product. All the rest of us did it, Jeff. You’re the only one.
You really should read more of your spam. It’s good for you.
Jason
