Kiddie court

The most striking thing about John Roberts — so far — is how damned young he looks. To make their legal legacies last longer, presidents will be drafting justices the way they draft basketball players, out of high school. Better yet: Junior high, when they’re still virgins and haven’t inhaled and haven’t written anything embarrassing except for that poetry they had to do in English class.

Kiddie court

Kiddie court

: The most striking thing about John Roberts — so far — is how damned young he looks. To make their legal legacies last longer, presidents will be drafting justices the way they draft basketball players, out of high school. Better yet: Junior high, when they’re still virgins and haven’t inhaled and haven’t written anything embarrassing except for that poetry they had to do in English class.