Gawker 1, Page 6 0

Yesterday, Page 6 popped a vein over Gawker’s snarking. Today, Jessica Coen gives Page 6 some advice:

Thesaurus.com is my top bookmark, and I suggest you make it the same on your browser. Then you needn’t use words like “snarky” over and over again. Say I’m contemptous, irritable, cranky, cocky, insolent, sneering. Call me a dimwitted bitch, for all I care. Just don’t use “snark” twice in the same item.

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4 responses to “Gawker 1, Page 6 0”

  1. Jersey Exile Avatar

    Cute, but how long until we get an acknowledgement of this here on the blog:
    July 17,2005 | BIRMINGHAM, England — Ten days after Islamic radicals carried out deadly attacks on the London transport system, Britain’s largest Sunni Muslim group on Sunday issued a binding religious edict, a fatwa, condemning the July 7 suicide bombings as the work of a “perverted ideology.”
    ?

  2. Nick Douglas Avatar

    Damn it, Jersey, kill my buzz, why don’t you?

  3. kl Avatar

    See, Coen’s just playing the game.

  4. Duneview Avatar
    Duneview

    Based on yesterday’s item, looks like the score is 1-1 in the bottom of the first, but if Jessica is troubled by two- count ’em TWO-“snark” references in the same item, what would she say about your multiple snarks in ONE headline?