Pot calls kettle hot

Pot calls kettle hot

: Tina Brown — who made her career on the foibles of celebrity — now laments that everybody can find foibles; it is no longer the exclusive calling of the tony-cocktail-party-throwing editorial elite:

We are in the Eggshell Era, in which everyone has to tiptoe around because there’s a world of busybodies out there who are being paid to catch you out — and a public that is slowly being trained to accept a culture of finks.

Finks, formerly known as reporters; busybodies, formerly known as sources.

We’re always under surveillance; cameras watch us wherever we go; paparazzi make small fortunes snapping glamour goddesses picking their noses; everything is on tape, with transcripts available.

And without the paparazzi, where would magazines be?

No matter who you are, someone is ready and willing to rat you out. Even the rats themselves have to look over their shoulders, because some smaller rat is always waiting in the wings. Bloggers are the new Stasi. All the timidity this engenders, all this watching your mouth has started to feel positively un-American.

If bloggers are Stasi, then magazine editors are, what, the politburo? I write this off to petty jealousy. But Dana Blankenhorn has a fit fit for Buzzmachine.

7 responses to “Pot calls kettle hot”

  1. BigFire Avatar

    For me, Fisk is now just a verb. How extraordinary does one have to be to become a verb?

  2. Mumblix Grumph Avatar
    Mumblix Grumph

    Big Fire…ask Charles Boycott.

  3. Alan Kellogg Avatar

    If other people don’t like your taste in bermuda shorts, that’s their problem.

  4. Ruth Avatar

    Okay, so what did Tina Brown do that she’s so embarrassed about? Since she brought it up.

  5. David Avatar

    Ok, I blog, but only for my students and daughters. But I am finding the requirements of blogging offputting:
    1 I need to wear pajamas. I haven’t had pajamas since the fifth grade.
    2 I need to blog while ankle biting, my family is really getting tired of that one (I can’t use my students, I’ve checked).
    3 Now I Find out that I a member of the Stasi. Where is my AK-47?
    Shouldn’t Typepad, blogger, et al post a list of blogging requirements?

  6. Sage Avatar

    The whining of the utterly humorless censors and Victorian grievance mongers of our politically correct left–the same people who champion speech codes, draconian harassment law, and the fine-ttothed sifting of every turn of phrase for possible slights–about having to watch what they say is not so much rich as contemptible. When Larry Summers is having his head shoved on a pike and wildly popular teachers are being hounded out of their jobs for using the word “niggardly,” this kind of plea for total unaccountability from the people who make such ideologically-driven insanity possible is utterly nauseating.
    The MSM invented this hysterical climate we live in, for crying out loud. It’s a climate in which craven, abject repentance is demanded of any person who steps outside the ever-shifting bounds of verbal correctness on everything from sex to race to the latest euphamism for being crippled. Not only do I not want to hear their hypocritical moaning, I’m positively enraged by it.

  7. A.R.Yngve Avatar

    Wait, let’s give the Tina her due.
    Society IS changing because of the ubiquitous phones cameras. We are all adapting (or failing to adapt) to a new reality where everyone, everywhere is being watched or potentially watched.
    Example: I was walking down the street, minding my own business, a nobody among nobodies, when suddenly some teenagers ran past me and took a snapshot with a phone-camera. I think they were hoping for me to make a surprised face, which they could then forward to all their friends.
    Phone-Streaking: the new terrorism. (And you thought people talking on the public were annoying enough.)
    Where this will lead is hard to say.
    Is the future a “PC hell” where everyone lives in permanent fear of being filmed, spun and publicly humiliated? (Imagine that anything you say or do is snapshotted and sound-recorded, then immediately cut up, re-edited and broadcast for maximum embarrassment. Nasty, no?)
    Or… will people cut each other some slack, and realize that we’ll go insane if we can’t unwind, and put up social restrictions on the use of these ubiquitous cameras?
    It’s not that I feel sorry for celebrities. But technology levels the playing field in a way that can become unpleasant for everybody, not just them.
    -A.R.Yngve