Watch out for the guys in ties when you poison the food
: Some notably doofus behavior from some of our lesser leaders lately: First, a cabinet secretary stands up before the press and helpfully tells terrorists he can’t believe they haven’t attacked our food supply because it’d be so easy. And now here‘s a boss of the air marshals who hide in plain sight to keep us safe on jets (thank you guy!) going after them for not wearing suits and ties at all times, even on Thanksgiving. Jeesh. So when you want to take out the air marshal on the flight you’re turning into a bomb, get the guys in ties (there aren’t many these days). I’ve seen what I assume to be marshals only because they were going around security and they had the look of undercover cops; I was delighted to realize then that I’d never pick them out of a crowd. That is the idea, doofus. They’re supposed to blend in. So cancel that order for the spiffy Air Marshal uniforms, willya?