: God and NOW should be suiting the FCC for saying that a nipple is indecent.

For God’s sake, God might say, God made the nipple. What’s so damned indecent about it.

And NOW should say that it’s indecent to call a woman’s nipple indecent and not a man’s (unless it appears yearning to be free under an Olympic costume, like a male swimmer’s butt crack, which looks indecent to me but apparently isn’t).

Indecent, indeed. It’s the FCC and its nanny attitude and waste of our resources and assault on the First Amendment that’s indecent.

There’s nothing indecent about a nipple, even Janet Jackson’s.