But then if John Ashcroft would just sing…

But then if John Ashcroft would just sing…

: If even the Washington Times is making fun of the GOP, you know it has to be bad:

The most forlorn soul at the Republican National Convention in New York next week may be the “celebrity liaison,” that dutiful GOPer whose job it will be to shuttle actors and musicians to Madison Square Garden….

An announcement from Republican National Committee Chairman Ed Gillespie promises musical acts that “range from country to classical and from blues to punk.” That might be true technically (although I’m not sure who fits the punk billing), but a more accurate release would have said, “a lot of country, a little gospel … and anybody else we could scare up.”

Brooks & Dunn, Sara Evans, Lee Ann Womack, Darryl Worley