X-rated Ashcroft

X-rated Ashcroft

: Nerve is holding a contest to create the “sexiest” one-minute video starring prude-in-chief John Ashcroft. I can’t decide whether to animate the stone lady with the naked breasts he covered up or to dabble in puppetry of the penis.

4 responses to “X-rated Ashcroft”

  1. Trump Avatar

    Jeff, as long as you show that video on CBS during primetime, which seems to be what you want considering your stance on the FCC…

  2. Jeremy Avatar

    Lying like this doesn’t help your credibility. You are no different than Moore, other than weighing 300 lbs less, better hygiene, and possibly more hair.

  3. Andrea Harris Avatar

    I guess, Jeff, that you never heard that the “cover up the naughty statues” thing was a myth.

  4. Brian Jones Avatar

    It’s a myth that will never die, though, Andrea. Is it really worth upsetting our host over?