The Daily Stern

The Daily Stern

: FIRST, LET’S BLEEP THE LAWYERS: Now if nothing else has frightened you about the FCC’s mauling of the First Amendment, this should:

Now lawyers will be deciding what you should and should not hear. Lawyers.

Adding an additional safeguard against anything actionably indecent getting out on the air, Emmis plans to hire at least two paralegals to augment existing indecency protections. While no hires have been made, the company is looking to add paralegals in Chicago (for Mancow’s Morning Madhouse on WKQX) and in St. Louis (perhaps for The Howard Stern Show, which KPNT carries).

“We already have a layer or two – this would be a back-up system – an added measure,” Emmis spokeswoman Kate Healey tells FMQB. The extra layer would augment existing precautions by giving a person with a legal background access to the dump button.

: BROTHERS IN BATTLE: Ira Glass, host of the NPR show This American Life, comes out as a strong ally of Howard Stern in the fight for our First Amendment:

I’m the host of a show on public radio, and when my listeners tell me they don’t care for Stern, I always think it reveals a regrettable narrowness of vision. Mostly, they’re put off by the naked girls. But Stern has invented a way of being on the air that uses the medium better than nearly anyone. He’s more honest, more emotionally present, more interesting, more wide-ranging in his opinions than any host on public radio. Also, he’s a fantastic interviewer. He’s truly funny. And his staff on the air is cheerfully inclusive of every kind of person: black, white, dwarf, stutterer, drunk and supposed gay. What public radio show has that kind of diversity?…

Sadly, lots of smart people shrug off the recent government crackdown on Howard Stern — and on other ”indecency” — as if it were nastiness going on in some bad neighborhood of the broadcast dial, one that doesn’t concern them, one that they’d never stoop to visit.

But the recent F.C.C. rulings make me Stern’s brother as I’ve never been before….

: JUST LIKE AFRICA: The Nairobi Standard sees too many parallels between government control of media in Kenya and in the U.S., based on the FCC’s vendetta against Howard Stern:

Even in US Press is not so free after all

The media in Kenya may be forgiven for feeling a little bit besieged, what with a promise by the Government to institute more oversight to keep it on the straight and narrow. The media is crying foul and is loudly proclaiming that what it needs is more freedom not control.

If the Kenyan media thinks it’s in a particularly bad place, it should cast its sights across the Atlantic and witness what is happening to the American media, at any rate the radio part of it….

Stern occupies the centre of the brewing debate on freedom of speech in America. In the meantime, the FCC continues squeezing him. This being America, the matter is far from over. At some point, the matter will go before the courts. Maybe the media in Kenya can take solace in the fact that they are not alone.

A fine example.

8 responses to “The Daily Stern”

  1. Andy Avatar

    Assume the lawyers win.
    That would free broadcast to say/show anything at anytime. Sorta like putting a stripclub in the school cafeteria. Isn’t this fight about removing any limitations at all.
    The internet allows each to choose their pleasure.
    Some wonder why ever fewer watch broadcast TV?

  2. jeremy Avatar
    jeremy

    Not to nitpick, but your opening is not correct. “Lawyers” will not be deciding – paralegals will be. Paralegals are not lawyers, did not go to law school, and frankly (as a lawyer), while I oppose this whole cockamamie scheme, at least the lawyers have the legal education where they (hopefully) studied the First Amendment.

  3. Jeff Jarvis Avatar

    Jeremy: I am reminded of Bill Cosby’s routine about getting his tonsils out. He wakes up from the drugs, wants ice cream, sees an orderly dressed in white down the hall, and screams, “Hey, you, almost-a-doctor!”

  4. Stirling Newberry Avatar

    When a candidate running in the buckle of the bibble belt takes the time to point out that going after stern is a bad idea, then freedom of speech has shown itself to be more powerful than people might believe.

  5. tony Avatar

    “supposed gay”?
    kc’s as queer as a three dollar bill.

  6. jeremy Avatar
    jeremy

    Jeff: Heh heh heh. Good point, although you’ll notice Cosby’s joke wouldn’t work if it he was looking for medical treatment instead of ice cream.
    Anyhow, my point is only that at least lawyers might have had some First Amendment education (Constitutional law is required at most law schools). Paralegals won’t. Frankly, I think the plan stinks either way.

  7. Jeff Avatar

    Ira Glass wrietes: “I’m the host of a show on public radio, and when my listeners tell me they don’t care for Stern, I always think it reveals a regrettable narrowness of vision.”
    Why couldn’t it be that someone finds his brand of humor distasteful? Is Glass inferring that a personal level of standards is the sign of narrowmindedness? If anything, it shows that the one who chooses not to listen is making a conscious decision. Just because someone’s decision doesn’t match yours, Ira, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s any less informed or more narrow than yours. They just chose differently.

  8. Hsternak Avatar

    I like Ira Glass and his comments. I’m glad someone in what is often perceived as snotty highbrow NPRland is sticking up for Howard. I dont hink of NPR that way but a lot of people do.
    H
    http://www.savehoward.org