Twisted
: How great it would be to be so damned smart that you come up with a theory scientists feel compelled to test decades later with a rocket and a satellite: NASA is set to launch a test of Einstein’s theory that Earth distorts time and space.
2 responses to “Twisted”
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…actually, it was Einstein’s theory that the huge mass of Bill Bennett orbiting between the casinos of Atlantic City and pontificating gigs on the O’Reilly Factor would cause ‘frame dragging’ distortions in the space/time continuum.
The NASA satellite will try to determine if this distortion resulted in Rush Limbaugh’s drug addiction and the subsequent forced return of his ‘talent’ to the coffers of God (where, as an aside, it was recently leased to this Al Franken guy)… -
I’m still waiting for proof of delivery of talent to Al Franken.
-Regards
