Book burners

Book burners
: I’m glad to see that there’s a bit of a backlash to the backlash to the boob starting.

For two mornings running, Howard Stern has been playing the over-the-top performance of Republican Rep. Heather Wilson of New Mexico at the hearings on the boob. She is one scary lady.

heather.bmpCharles Taylor at Salon recognizes just how scary she — and this posse of prudes — is:

Nobody was as ready for her close-up as Rep. Heather Wilson, R-N.M., her voice quaking with outrage as she said, “You knew what you were doing. You wanted us all to be abuzz. It improves your ratings. It improves your market share, and it lines your pockets.” (If Wilson is going to pontificate on what’s aesthetically offensive, then someone should tell her that green plaid suits look terrible on everybody but OutKast.)

No one, though, has yet commented on the contradiction inherent in Wilson’s statement. If this kind of entertainment improves ratings, market share and profits, then it suggests that the people who want it dwarf the 200,000 who lodged complaints about it. If it’s the government’s job to listen to the voice of the people, then we have to acknowledge that the number of people who buy, download or listen to Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson, Nelly, P. Diddy and Kid Rock far exceed those who’d prefer the halftime show go back to Carol Channing and marching bands.

While the rage over Tittygate has, like the rage over many other social issues, been driven by an extremely vocal minority, it would be dishonest to imply that the allies of those people exist solely in the Bush administration and on the Republican side of the congressional aisle. Rep. Edward Markey, a Massachusetts Democrat who has done as much to bring the specter of government censorship over media as anyone (he’s the man who wanted to mandate the V chip), spoke up for increasing the fines against broadcasters who violate FCC rules….

All of this would be laughable if it weren’t so scary. One of the most persistent refrains in Wednesday’s hearings was the threat to regulate the content of cable networks as well as their broadcast counterparts. What that means is that the government is now proposing to control the content of channels that private citizens choose to come into their homes.

: The Santa Cruz Sentinal is also getting frightened:

Government should not decide what adults can or cannot see on TV.

The biggest danger to the American way of life in not Janet Jackson

22 responses to “Book burners”

  1. paladin Avatar

    Which group is more tiresome—the “Why can’t we be more like France” group or the “Help! We’re turning into France” group? Voting begins now.

  2. US Avatar

    Prudish over a bare breast – but no concern over the Bud Light ads, or violence in sports? Bench-clearing brawls, or a 20-something knock over grandfatherly Don Zimmer is ok for children to see? The selective morality is amazing.

  3. button Avatar

    But erectile male sexual equipment is still OK???
    Weren’t they advertising this subject? If so, there is something definitely amiss here.

  4. vaildog Avatar

    People who complain about violence in sports are worse than those who complain about bared breasts.

  5. Mike G Avatar

    Sorry, I think that anyone overseas who merely processes “America=puritans afraid of tits” is asleep at the wheel. I think if a Brazilian carnaval troupe had been on and done a 5-minute bare-breasted dance number, there would be heh-hemming from a few corners and a general yawn from the rest of America. This particular incident brought together a much richer panoply of sleaze– the Jacksons, America’s first family of psychopathology, a song aggressively about rape combined with the demure pretence that it was accidental, and not least, an interracial sexual angle (white boy and black alien). To reduce it to a single exposed tit is not doing it justice.

  6. syn Avatar

    Culturally, we have reduced ourselves to the lowest common denominator.
    Let’s be honest for a change, commercialization has replaced art. Artists and producers are only interested in fame and fortune, yet they hide their BS behind their concept of art. Please, artists and producers spend all their time figuring out how to get the buyer’s attention and money! That’s all, folks!
    The entire entertainment industry depends on the idiocy of the masses.
    It is the Great Con Game and audiences are suckers for buying into the BS.
    Art is dead in America.

  7. Eric Deamer Avatar

    Absolutely right Mike G and paladin.
    It’s a game of clich

  8. kkl Avatar

    Very well said, Mike G. I now need to figure out how to work “…a much richer panoply of sleaze…” into my conversations!

  9. Catherine Avatar

    Good God! I think I had that coatdress in 1987!
    I heard this on Howard this morning and had the same reaction. Ugh. PLEASE. It seemed obvious to me that this windbag loved her moment in the limelight.
    However, I also had the same reaction to the Rep Ackerman and that other twit (who brought up “AWOL” Bush at the hearings with Powell) making such pompous statements as “Truth is the first casualty of war…” It was so obvious that they were hoping to get their little speeches to Colin Powell on the nightly news. I wrote to Ackerman and told him truth is the first casualty of politicians (he brags about his meeting Kim Jong and getting a nuclear treaty from him…that turned out to be worthless). UGH!
    My tax dollars burning, ladies and gentleman. I can smell the smoke in DC from here.

  10. Ebb Tide Avatar

    Why does anyone in America care what Europeans think of us culturally? The French love Jerry Lewis and I can’t stand him. Once, when I was in England at a literary conference, a woman behind me in line at the school cafeteria cackled with GLEE that I could not figure out how to get coffee from this complicated looking machine, “Oh, we keep hearing so much about American Ingenuity !!! HA HA HA And you can’t even get coffee!!!! HA HA HA” I turned to her and said, “I *PERSONALLY* did not invent the cotton gin.”
    But I don’t think that comparing European tastes for television watching has anything to do with the discussion, people really felt PISSED OFF that that Half Time show was not G rated, that’s all….. put that show on the MTV Awards and no one would bat an eyelash. Even Paul Tagliabue said watching it made him feel like someone kicked him in the stomach. It was inappropriate, it was a mistake to let MYV do it without more overwight and it won’t happen again…. everyone will be REAAAAALLLY happy to see marching bands next year at half time… won’t they?
    The other wrinkle was that it was live tv, so no one got to see it before it aired, the rehearsals evidently did not set off any warning bells… so now live tv event will operate with a delay. That seems to be CBS’s cure.

  11. Mark Avatar

    So, you guys think it’s just fine for anyone to flop out a tit, anytime they want during family viewing hours? That, by God, we’ve got the right and responsibility to turn the TV off if we’re offended? So, is the Superbowl now something that a prudish uptight guy like myself can’t let my kids see? How ’bout Disney shows? If it’s OK for the Super Bowl is it OK for Disney? And if Janet’s tit is OK, is it possible we can push the bounds of daytime programming a little farther? Ya know, get even more edgy ‘n’ hip?! Dennis Franz’ butt for the kiddies too? What do you think? I really want to know, but only from you with children. Power of the remote controller. Parents, disable that TV if you have children and are uptight pruds ’cause the flesh is comin’ at ya!!!
    CBS needs to be slapped hard for this.

  12. Paul A'Barge Avatar
    Paul A’Barge

    Mark is right.
    Look, you libertiniac Libertarians. The people own the frequencies and the government rents them out for us. If you want to flop out a tit on broadcast TV during prime family-time viewing, then have at it. Just do it somewhere other than on one of OUR FREQUENCIES.
    Y’all can gnash your teeth and rend your garments, but you’re going to have to feed your tit-viewing monkeys somewhere other than on broadcast TV during family-time viewing hours.
    If that galls you, then by all means, please flame on. Watching y’all writhe is better than the Game Network.

  13. Mike G Avatar

    Actually, I would never let a child of mine watch four hours of televised football with endless beer commercials until he or she was of an age where a single tit is hardly an unfamiliar sight anyway. I spent the whole time period avoiding the Super Bowl for lots of reasons, the alien space tit just one among many. Complaining that this one moment made the show unsuitable for children is sort of like complaining that a copy of Urine Guzzlin’ Sluts trashed the moral standards of the anal section at the local porn shop.

  14. Mark Avatar

    Mike, big guy, the issue isn’t really the one tit. The question is what’s OK and what’s not OK to be shown on broadcast TV on events that are supposed to be open to the whole family, and if Janet is allowed to do this in this kind of situation, what else can be done and when?
    I know you libertarians would say anyone can do anything anytime they want, as long as they don’t like, hurt anyone dude, but there are a great many parents that think that there is a line getting crossed here that shouldn’t be, and something needs to happen in response to it. Besides laugh at it. As a guy, I say “yeah baby, bring on some more, but first let me get a Bud. Then when the halftime orgy is complete, we can get back to the mindless violence, and if we’re lucky, someone’ll get carried off in a stretcher.” As a parent, I have to be a little bit more concerned about what’s being shown. And when someone is carried off in a stretcher, express regret and tell my boy that the guy wasn’t keeping his head up when he was hitting the other guy. Poor technique. Don’t forget.

  15. growler Avatar

    If you haven’t heard her tirade, you owe it to yourself to listen/watch.
    rtsp://video.c-span.org/15days/e021104_house.rm?mode=compact

  16. growler Avatar

    Oh, yeah…she starts about 50 or so minutes into the proceedings.

  17. Mike G Avatar

    Mark, you appear to have mistaken me for the entire contents of this forum from all sides.

  18. Doctor Slack Avatar
    Doctor Slack

    If you want to flop out a tit on broadcast TV during prime family-time viewing, then have at it. Just do it somewhere other than on one of OUR FREQUENCIES.
    Be outraged if you want. Argue against it if you want. But don’t portray yourself as “the people.” You are you. If the majority of “the people” don’t really care one way or another about The Breast — as seems to be the case — guess what? They outrank you.
    Jeff’s position on this has been consistent and I agree with it. By all means let’s have at the debate about commercialization, aesthetic quality, by all means register your disapproval or approval or yammer about the French or whatever else it is you want to do. But regulation, over an incident this minor, crosses the line. Absent the support of the balance of the community, it can’t be justified. It shouldn’t be coming up. It’s really that simple.

  19. angell Avatar

    No, this does not cross the line–if you allow one tit now, you will get two next time–after that your kids can watch her have live sex at half time. No one is stopping you from watching this crap–just don’t call it family viewing and show sleeze. What next–Janet appears on Romper Room and bares her tit?
    I do not want Janet Jackson’s tits shoved in my face–is that not my freedom of speech? Stop shoving this crap at little kids. That is all I ask. Janet is a classless hootch.

  20. Doctor Slack Avatar
    Doctor Slack

    I do not want Janet Jackson’s tits shoved in my face
    Heh. We’ll have to agree to disagree there.
    No one is stopping you from watching this crap–just don’t call it family viewing and show sleeze.
    Ehhh, I don’t remember anyone claiming that the Superbowl was Romper Room. Personally, all the pseudo-Norman Rockwell “just think about the children” stuff really turns me off, but if that’s your bag so be it. But if you’re slavering for an apology from the artists, they’ve already given one. It’s time to give the witch hunt stuff a rest.

  21. Anonymous Avatar

    Artists??? You are joking—ha ha ha. Robin Sharpe was able to keep publishing pedo porn cause he called it art. Janet bares her boobs and it’s art—you have inferior taste in art, you Libbers.

  22. normal Avatar

    I hate it when some guy thinks tearing my clothes is hot. He gets the boot — and the repair bill. Rape fantasies piss women off, d’oh!