: I went looking to see who was blogging the Super Bowl. ESPN is (of course). And so I start reading Bill Simmons’ blog and see this:
I’m going to miss Houston. Remember when the Zionists kidnapped Patty Hearst, and she started to identify with them, and pretty soon she was robbing banks? That’s how I’m feeling. I like being miserable. I love traffic. I don’t need to see the sun ever again. I might never leave.
The Zionists? Zionists? Yes, Patty went to work in a California kibbutz and ran a bank instead of robbed one. Man.
: Meanwhile, Oliver Willis is blogging Beyonce.
: UPDATE: Simmons blog now corrected, a commenter informs us. This sure beats paper, huh?