Fore!

Fore!
: So now when I see a guy with a golf bag, I’m going to fear a dirty bomb:

With huge New Year’s Eve celebrations and college football bowl games only days away, the U.S. government last month dispatched scores of casually dressed nuclear scientists with sophisticated radiation detection equipment hidden in briefcases and golf bags to scour five major U.S. cities for radiological, or “dirty,” bombs, according to officials involved in the emergency effort.

The call-up of Department of Energy radiation experts to Washington, New York, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and Baltimore was the first since the weeks after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks….

“Government officials are surprised that people [in the United States] aren’t more hyped about all this,” said one source familiar with counterterrorism preparations.

Even now, hundreds of nuclear and bioweapons scientists remain on high alert at several military bases around the country, ready to fly to any trouble spot. Pharmaceutical stockpiles for responding to biological attacks are on transportable trucks at key U.S. military bases.

Laugh… cry… cower in corner… I just can’t decide.

3 responses to “Fore!”

  1. djspicerack Avatar

    I had heard something this morning that the scientists were roving around looking for stuff, but hadn’t heard the disguise details – kind of interesting, frankly…
    So while terrorists are making womb bombs and we’re stopping people with heated jackets from getting on planes, people are walking around looking like Jesper Parnevik? Who’dve thunk it.

  2. Matt Avatar

    Why hide the “sophisticated radiation detection equipment” but not the large, scary guns we see in subway stations and the like?

  3. MommaBear Avatar

    We should all just smile quietly, glad that some people are doing something useful. The big guns in the airport plus those unassuming golf-bags are the two-pronged approach to protection. Some things are meant to be seen; others are not.
    Sleep well, people!