And the Second Coming would bring a real bull market

And the Second Coming would bring a real bull market
: One of the most ludicrous financial leads I’ve seen in ages:

The capture of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein gave an initial boost to stock markets worldwide on Monday, leading some analysts to believe that a bigger rally would occur if the United States reels in Osama bin Laden, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks.

And if Elvis reappears…