Ultimate product placement
: Howard Stern’s show this morning has the ultimate product placement: Stuck on You, a movie about dumb-and-dumber conjoined twins, will pay $20k to a listener who succeeds in spending a week handcuffed to the worst Stern Wack Pack member they could find: Jeff the Drunk. They spent the morning winnowing down from 11 eager contenders to one: a mom who says she has to get out of debt and pay for her heart-patient husband to see a doctor. They rejected a hot chick because Jeff would enjoy it too much.
: While we’re giving you the morning Stern report, Howard hints that his girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky, will sue Don Imus for his hiring a Jayson Williams impersonator to say he had sex with her, which led to the on-air fight between Stern and Imus (in which Imus, wheezing wimp, couldn’t take the heat and just hung up).