unThriller

unThriller
: Gawd, I’m about to quote Terry Teachout in three straight posts. I might as well just replace my page with a redirect…. No, I wouldn’t want to do that. I don’t want to hand you over to someone who might write about dreaded opera.

Anyway, here’s what Terry has to say about Michael Jackson:

Is it just me, or are any of you out there offended by the tone of the countless clever-clever op-eds, think pieces, and thumbsuckers of the past couple of days that have sought to “interpret” and pseudo-intellectualize the Michael Jackson story? Jackson’s arrest isn’t a Media Phenomenon, nor is it a sign of the times. It’s a news story about an alleged pedophile, one who has spent millions of dollars to keep himself out of jail. And I don’t give a good goddamn about the social significance of his mug shot, either. If he did what he’s said to have done, I want to see him in a jail cell, and once he’s there, my interest in him will be over and done with.

As for the interest of the mass media, my guess is that at some point fairly soon they’ll wake up and realize that the youthful target market after which they lust so desperately couldn’t care less about Michael Jackson. His arrest may be news, but his music is yesterday’s news, if not the day before. Big Media is so Eighties.

We’ll see whether he’s right. I hope he is.

I asked below whether Jackson will turn into the biggest scandal in Hollywood history. Our reaction to it will be telling.

I suspect the nation has caught a case of scandal fatigue. Oh, lord, scandals and their media and audience appeal will never go away. But we’ve had so damned many of them and — more importantly — they’ve all been so damned overplayed and replayed that we’ve just about had our fill.

This has been a long time coming.

When I worked at People in the ’80s, I lived through the shift from product-based coverage (hey, the new movie is out) to personality-based coverage (hey, the star just got arrested). The event in the star’s life, we discovered then, sold better than the event in the star’s career: crime, sex, lust, scandal.

I called it bodily-fluids journalism. (And I created Entertainment Weekly as an antidote.) Billions have been made on BFJ and it ain’t going away.

But when Arnold Schwarzenegger got elected in spite of the LA Times’ best efforts to pull a gotcha on him, I said at the time that this was an indication that the voters — aka the audience — was fed up with scandal-based coverage, especially in politics; they didn’t care.

Or more to the point: They’re smarter than that. They didn’t judge Schwarzenegger on the basis of his peccadillos but instead on the basis of his politics and policies and promises

And I think Terry’s right about Jackson: We’ll judge him on the basis of his guilt or innocence.

Oh, the coverage will be nuclear. And the scandal is huge. But it’s our reaction to it that may be shifting. We’ll see.

: See also Eurosavant’s view of German coverage of the Jackson story.

: We’ve all been hearing Michael Jackson jokes I couldn’t quote on a family blog. But Newsmax does is the favor of collecting the one-liners from late-night TV. Leno’s are practically shocking.

Letterman: Michael Jackson turned himself in today. His bail was set at $3 million because he is considered a flight risk. Well, sure, if he runs off, he could fit right in anywhere.

Kilborn: Michael Jackson was arrested today. You know, the interesting thing is that this all could have been avoided if he would have stuck to grabbing his own crotch.

Leno: Tonight we have California firefighters here, to give thanks to them for the great job they did putting out the fires. These guys are brave. Just like the Boy Scouts at the Neverland Ranch, they put their asses on the line every day.

Leno: Of course you know about Michael Jackson

7 responses to “unThriller”

  1. Jackie D Avatar

    Yuck. I hate OJ jokes (those murder victims have families, and I would hate to think that Leno or anyone would try to yuk it up in front of them about their dead mother/sister/daughter/brother/son), and I hate jokes about alleged paedophilia victims.
    Sick, sick, sick. This is the kind of rubbish that should have people complaining to the networks.

  2. Kathy K Avatar

    “But when Arnold Schwarzenegger got elected in spite of the LA Times’ best efforts to pull a gotcha on him, I said at the time that this was an indication that the voters — aka the audience — was fed up with scandal-based coverage, especially in politics; they didn’t care.”
    It started before that. The whole Clinton-Lewinsky thing got a yawn from the vast majority of the US. The media and the Cinton-haters loved it. Everyone else was bored. I’m willing to bet that if he could have run for a third term, he’d have won.

  3. Seth Finkelstein Avatar

    I suggest that the lack of impact of the Arnold story wasn’t about voters being “fed up”. Rather that it didn’t matter for their reasons for voting for/against him. That is, OVERSIMPLIFIED, if someone was already predisposed to vote for an actor with no government experiment at all, they weren’t going to care if he groped women – it’s not like they were going to suddenly think “Oh my God, Ahrnnold is a groper. How can I ever vote for this otherwise excellent man in good conscience?”

  4. Roger L. Simon Avatar

    Why the Kobe Bryant Scandal is more interesting than the Michael Jackson Scandal: Kobe’s still at the top of his game.

  5. Marcel Perez Avatar
    Marcel Perez

    Michael Jackson was, is, and will ever be easy pickings for ridicule. This man is the model for enigmatic personality. He’s beloved and reviled at the same time and seems only to care about the latter when he has to respond to a lawsuit or legal charges. His peculiar isolation from much of the real world seems to insulate him from the criticism most of us would take much more seriously.
    When the circus comes to town, people are expected to laugh at the clown in center ring. Becoming a kind of comedic caraciture has become the legacy people will remember long after his music career is over; and that may be sooner than later.
    Every celebrity or public figure is fair game for the pundits and critics. Michael Jackson has simply given us much more material to work with; and new stuff has come in regularly for years.
    Unfortunately, Jackson’s celebrity and wealth have allowed him to live above many of the rules that the common person is required to live by and this has finally caught him in a real bind.
    Charges of scandalous, aberrant activities with children; contracting women to provide him with human child/toys; bizzare obsession with a face that has gone to a point of self mutilation; strange marital arrangements for business purposes; presenting a child-like persona in a man 45 years old. These, and much more make it quite understandable why he has been dubbed “Whacko Jacko”; I didn’t make it up.
    Many layers of psychiatric illness mixed in with immense musical talent makes Michael Jackson the perfect stooge for the inane (but obviously popular) humor of Leno, Letterman, O’brien, et. al. Welcome to the REAL world, Michael.

  6. Dave F Avatar

    I’m sorry to have to report that after news of his arrest and handcuffing on charges of child abuse, Michael Jackson’s new album went to No 1 on the UK top sellers list.
    If Hitler were alive today, he’d be hosting a chat show.
    Crude, but still

  7. Marcel Perez Avatar
    Marcel Perez

    I was in a Kmart store yesterday and a young Michael Jackson rendition of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” came on the holiday music that was playing. Kind of took the luster off the day for me as I remembered the days when he still was an innocent young boy, himself.
    Dave, you are quite right, there is a lot of forgiving allowed for celebrities who satisfy people’s entertainment needs. The same holds true in the movie industry and the sports world.
    I don’t fault the very young Jackson fans too much, however. Hopefully, their ignorance of Michael Jackson’s dark side means that they haven’t had an experience similar to that of his alleged victims.