10 simple rules for dating our President
: The Telegraph gives a memo to security personnel explaining how to handle our Pres:
HRH Prince Andrew. To be kept out of goosing distance of Condoleezza Rice, please….
If you hear Mrs Camilla Parker Bowles slip out of the palace reception early, saying she is “Just heading out for a quick fag”, contrary to what you may have read in certain newspapers, this is not a cause for alarm. In Britain this is street talk for a menthol lite…. [Mentol is apparently Brit for menthol -ed]
The Mall is a road next to Buckingham Palace, not the local shopping/multiplex/Krispy Kreme venue….
[via the Guardian presidential-visit blog]