Paris Hilton, rated
: My Howard Stern report for the day: He has seen the Paris Hilton sex tape and rates it a mere 4 out of 10. He says it didn’t turn him on. And she has a “flat ass.” Comparing and contrasting with the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee tape, he says that was a “love tape” — they were doing what they were doing and happened to tape it. The Paris tape is a tape for the tape’s sake; she practically throws the stud off the bed to get more camera time for herself. Howard says she’s one disturbed girl who needs a serious talking-to from her parents.
: Reminder: Careful on the language on the comments, dear readers. (signed) Family man.