G.I. Joe, the movie

G.I. Joe, the movie
: Hasbro announces a deal to create a full-length, live-action movie about G.I. Joe:

“A live-action film will deliver high energy and non-stop excitement to the millions of fathers and sons that share awesome memories of G.I. JOE,” said Brian Goldner, President of Hasbro’s U.S. Toys Segment. “Lorenzo [di Bonaventura, the producer] has an amazing track-record for picking winners in the entertainment industry and we are thrilled at his enthusiasm and approach towards the G.I. JOE brand.”

Well, I guess Iraq is not Vietnam in the public consciousness or a former Warne executive (who oversaw Harry Potter, Matrix, and Scooby Do) would not see soldiers as pop-culture icons.

One wonders, though, what the plot will be: G.I. Joe battles Iraq quagmire…. G.I. Joe worries about U.N. command… G.I. Joe reduced to playing cop in Iraq… G.I. Joe uncovers weapons of mass destruction…. [via PR Bop]

4 responses to “G.I. Joe, the movie”

  1. balbulican Avatar
    balbulican

    Hmmm. Well, Mr. Goldner of Hasbro may be impressed by Mr. di Boneventura’s “amazing track-record for picking winners”. Given that those “winners” include “Scuby Doo” and “Pluto Nash”, I don’t think Harold Pinter will be doing the screenplay.

  2. Lola Avatar

    How about . . . G.I. Joe goes looking for ObL?

  3. Hoodie Craw Avatar

    Oh no, no, noooo: nothing good can ever come of this.
    Does nobody remember the things they used to do to their “GI Joes”, or was that just british kids?

  4. Stryker Avatar

    G.I. Joe fights Cobra, a terrorist organization bent on world conquest. And no one ever dies.