We’re live! We’re local! We love you! You love us!

We’re live! We’re local! We love you! You love us!
: Lost Remote, the great TV news weblog, points us to a hilarious compilation of local TV news slogans. A sampling:

: “Close to Home”

: “Straightforward. To the Point.”

: “Your Weather Authority”

: “We’ve Got You Covered”

: “Coverage You Can Count On”

: “We’re Always Building Our Station Around You”

: “It’s About Time”

: “Always Coverage You Can Count On”

: “First. Live. Local.”

: “Dedicated. Determined. Dependable.”

How about: “Cute anchors!”