We’re live! We’re local! We love you! You love us!
: Lost Remote, the great TV news weblog, points us to a hilarious compilation of local TV news slogans. A sampling:
: “Close to Home”
: “Straightforward. To the Point.”
: “Your Weather Authority”
: “We’ve Got You Covered”
: “Coverage You Can Count On”
: “We’re Always Building Our Station Around You”
: “It’s About Time”
: “Always Coverage You Can Count On”
: “First. Live. Local.”
: “Dedicated. Determined. Dependable.”
How about: “Cute anchors!”