Affleck! Aflac! Affleck! Aflac!

Affleck! Aflac! Affleck! Aflac!
: Now that the romance is over… and the movies tank… and the TV series tanks… can it be long at all before we see Ben Afflcck flacking for Aflac?

2 responses to “Affleck! Aflac! Affleck! Aflac!”

  1. Joe Maller Avatar

    Ben’s going to do a ‘hardship movie’, something where his character is physically and emotionally tested before finally being redeemed in the end. In the entertainment news interviews, he’ll talk about how difficult the role was, how it made him think and connect to the passion that made him who he is today. And then everyone will love him again.

  2. John Avatar

    Actually, Jeff, I would prefer a swap, so that the gossip pages could be adorned with photos of J-Lo with her new fiance, Gilbert Gottfried (the duck comes along with them, of course).