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May caption contests abound
: Bush drops his dog.
I hope the parents of those poor children have good lawyers. Imagine the trauma! They’ll be scarred for life.
I would have gone with: “Another case of Doggie Epilepsy.”
At least when President Carter had a run-in with the rabbit, the rabbit wasn’t hurt.
What is is about Texan presidents and canine abuse…long link url follows…
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Them some nice shoes ya got there Mr. President.
This is further evidence that no man should have a small dog as a pet. How about a Shepard/chow mix – something big – that bounds around the tarmac and is tall enough to get a good sniff at a crotch or crack. If you can pick your dog up and carry it in the crook of your arm, it’s too goddamned small. Might as well have a cat. At least if you drop the cat, there’s a good chance it’ll make a decent landing and not roll on its back like Barney, struggling to plant its stumpy legs.
