Oz meets The Restaurant by way of Goodfellas

Oz meets The Restaurant by way of Goodfellas
: A once-top Irish chef, Conrad Gallagher, ends up in the Brooklyn House of Detention awaiting extradition to Ireland on a financial fracas and there, the Observer says, he befriends and cooks for Mafia inmates and that probably saves his life:

After five days, he was assigned to another wing, 162, and felt an atmospheric change immediately. There were, basically, white faces, even though he knew they were all probably Mafia. That night, 74-year-old Frankie Pero asked to see him, having read in the New York Times of Conrad’s history. They talked, and fantasised, about food. The mob boss suggested a ‘nice veal cutlet with cep mushrooms and a little madeira jus’. The Dubliner countered with ‘a nice veal piccatta with a side order of macaroni and a glass of chianti’. Pero roared with laughter, and the word went out that ‘Irish’ was to be kept safe, and for the next five weeks he was.

Instead of regulation meals, Jews and Muslims received ‘common fare’ – raw vegetables with a can of tomato juice and the use of a microwave. Gallagher and the Italians bartered with them for the vegetables, and he would spend hours making stews. ‘I would take the blade from my razor and very carefully chop up pieces of broccoli, garlic, potato, cauliflower, carrots. Maybe I’d get an Oxo cube from somebody, or somebody would smuggle a spice from the kitchen. I’d spend as long as I could chopping vegetables as it would kill the time.’

He also gathered recipes from the Italians, and had each man sign his contribution; he’s thinking of incorporating them into his next book.

3 responses to “Oz meets The Restaurant by way of Goodfellas”

  1. John Avatar

    Sounds like a great idea for a dark comedy movie, or at the very least, a side plot for the next season of “The Sopranos.”

  2. Ed Batista Avatar
    Ed Batista

    This is both a (semi-)heartwarming story about finding human warmth and ingenuity in an unlikely place, and a (truly) horrifying story about the sorry state of American prisons. So what happens to Gallagher (who was ultimately found innocent of the charges that led to his imprisonment) if he can’t cook, and doesn’t win the favor of the Mafioso in Wing 162? Already beaten once, would he have been stabbed, raped, killed?
    And all because we have allowed our prisons to degenerate into cesspools of racial hatred and violence. I’m not making excuses for the low-lifes who perpetrate these crimes, and I don’t want to turn back the clock to 1960’s-style “rehabilitation” for serious offenders. But forcing prisoners to fight for their safety on the inside doesn’t make the rest of us any safer on the outside.

  3. Troutgirl Avatar
    Troutgirl

    Uh, Euan Ferguson is the interviewer. Conrad Gallagher is the chef.
    [ oops! thanks. fixed. – jeff ]